KKK Disbands As Progressive Left Achieves All Their Goals

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago to Humor
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The Supreme Grand Wizard of the KKK said unto his hooded horde, "Abracadabra! Boo! Har! Har! Har! Jes' kiddin', ya'll. Jes' tryin' ter cheer yuh up. Listen, them thar Lefties done cornered our racism market fer shore. Lookee how they done undermined minority communities through low school standards, drug legalization n' rampart decriminalization. Hot damn impressive, y'all. Why couldn't we think up such tricky shee-it?"
"Cause we ain't no sneakin' Commies!" came a shout from the rear.
Speaking further, the head of the now-dissolved KKK reassured the gloomy crowd, reminding them that it is an honor to pass the baton of hate and division to an even worse satanic rat pack of creeps, who now have their tentacles deeply woven into American politics, education and entertainment.
"Racism is in good hands," he said, misty-eyed as he stepped down from to be replaced on the back of a Ford pickup by local Grand Cyclops One-Eyed Jack Cracker of Kudzu Creek, Arkansas, who said, "Hey, ah gots all ye names n' iPhone numbers on file. Jes' in case ah needs ter call. Trust thet me yer good ole' Grand Cyclops will always be out n' about a-keepin' muh eye on thangs."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/kkk-disbands-as-critical-race-theorists-accomplishing-all-their-goals


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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 years ago
    You know, that wouldn't be far fetched if it was true.
    Yet we know, that is the craft that the Babylonbee sows...food for thought?

    PS someone knocked you down...I voted you back up again +1
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    • Posted by $ 3 years ago
      Thanks. Me dino was sure someone would come along. So far someone always has.
      But I just HAD to call the mouse coward what he/she/it is. My hero who I used to call the Tangerine Tornado always hits back.
      As for food for thought, this time BB drew a line that connects the extreme far left to the extreme far right for both being in the evil business of dividing this country.
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