Passports Restaurants and life

Posted by Arthgallo 3 years, 3 months ago to Government

Hello.
Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
Gooch .
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, thanks.

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Posted by freedomforall 3 years, 3 months ago

Now let's get serious and insist that everyone in DC must provide the same valid evidence or be deported.

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  Posted by peterchunt 3 years, 3 months ago
  
  I agree with deporting these miscreants but the problem is who would take them?
  
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    Posted by freedomforall 3 years, 3 months ago
    
    The coldest bleakest least accessible acre of Antarctica.
    
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      Posted by Owlsrayne 3 years, 3 months ago
      
      No, Greenland! Let Sweden deal with them.
      
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        Posted by freedomforall 3 years, 3 months ago
        
        Not remote enough.
        Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos & Michael Bloomberg have mining interests in Greenland.
        They'd be giving the DC scum luxury housing and children to molest.
        
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Posted by Suzanne43 3 years, 3 months ago

That is so funny!

Now the manager comes in and says, “I looked up your voting record, which I now have the right to do. Seems that you have been voting Libertarian, so you will have to leave.

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  Posted by term2 3 years, 3 months ago
  
  that is coming. what if you say you supported the Jan 6 uprising- away to jail you go
  
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Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 3 months ago

Had to +1 that! LOL!

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Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 3 months ago

This is just fantastic! What a great approach!

I can't wait to try it; however, even here in the People's Republic of Massachusetts, I am not seeing any re-emergence of the BS. Can't imagine people putting up with it, but who knows?

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Posted by Stormi 3 years, 3 months ago

The rich can get fake passports, like Pelosi, Gates, Schumer, Fauci, all the ones behine the pLamdemic, but not following the rules they set for othrs. They all need to have guards come, handcuff them and put the jab in, now! If nancy had it, which the vaccine companies said those with Botox should not do originally, she would have blown up by now.

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  Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 3 months ago
  
  Well Stormi the CDC has not made the jab mandatory and Pfizer has not either that is all I need to know. In fact the ceo of Pfizer was not allowed into Israel because he hasn’t taken the poison he sells.
  
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Posted by bobsprinkle 3 years, 3 months ago

Wait just a damned minute. I need to verify is the manager has had his/her shots.

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  Posted by term2 3 years, 3 months ago
  
  This all should be printed on a sign outside the restaurant before you expose yourself to any of the people
  
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Posted by allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago

Gave you +9. Doubt I'll ever have to try that out here in Alabama.

But . . . you never know.

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  Posted by Suzanne43 3 years, 3 months ago
  
  Gave a +1, too. Won't happen in Indiana either.
  
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Posted by 25n56il4 3 years, 3 months ago

Had t o give it another1. LMAO. N

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Posted by 25n56il4 3 years, 3 months ago

Oh Lord! I love it!

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Posted by MannyG 3 years, 3 months ago

What an excellent comeback!!!

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Posted by Abaco 3 years, 3 months ago

I'm contemplating asking things like, "Do you have any STDs?" Or telling them I have a vasectomy and asking if they need to see it. Since we're going with T.M.I. for starters why not drop all assumptions?

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  Posted by Arthgallo 3 years, 3 months ago
  
  how are those hemorrhoids today? Any unusual discharge?
  
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    Posted by Abaco 3 years, 3 months ago
    
    Yeah? How about that (those?) Haha...
    
    How about genital size?
    
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Posted by splumb 3 years, 3 months ago

I saw this the other day on the internet.
I'm sure none of you fine, upstanding folks would ever consider following its instructions.
https://www.hiddendominion.com/blank-...

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Posted by Owlsrayne 3 years, 3 months ago

We could don Stillsuits from Dune for total protection.

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Posted by bkeiber 3 years, 3 months ago

Also great for entertainment venues which require "proof".....school "meetings" and "all" staff and personnel.....government buildings.....and on and on

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Posted by term2 3 years, 3 months ago

If they tried that in Vegas, it would be a disaster for the city. Personally I would probably just eat at home

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