WOW! Gavon Newsom SAVES Califoria!

Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago to Humor

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Me dino wonders if YouTube will take down this Babylon Bee video.

SOURCE URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVUnszmEHiw

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Posted by dmshuler 3 years, 9 months ago

The only thing Governor Hairgel is interested in is saving his own hide in the impending recall!

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  Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
  
  For old dino having been a greaser, I'm surprised I haven't given Hairgel's hair a thought until now.
  
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Posted by sgijantopaeth 3 years, 9 months ago

Remove the name Newsom and replace with Cuomo....just as funny (or sad)

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  Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
  
  Bravo that!
  
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Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago

Now that was hilarious!!!!

Unfortunately, By-Dem will be using precisely the opposite message, with the control of the media messages he has. We can stop over reporting (after this recent surge BS) reopen and act like any issues were Trump mishandling it. He will be a hero. Think his wife, the doctor, invented the vaccine.

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  Posted by skidance 3 years, 9 months ago
  
  Her doctorate is in Education.
  
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    Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
    
    That part was sarcasm.
    
    Calling her "Dr Jill Biden" is a complete joke. I know dozens of real PhDs, who have made real contributions to a real field. None use their title. If this was a Republican, the media would be all over it with "in this environment where real doctors are putting their lives on the line to help people in the pandemic, using this honorific title is unethical and misleading the public..."
    
    However, I also bristle at "real doctors". Their study is far more rote than a PhD in physics or electrical engineering. PhD in Education, French Literature, et al, is a joke.
    
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      Posted by freedomforall 3 years, 9 months ago
      
      It's a degree that Maynard G. Krebs would try for.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgecg...
      
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        I forgot about that character! My brain went to Gomer Pile, until noticing the Bob Denver's goatie.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Hmm, since me dino's middle name is Philosorapter (due to a meme by olduglycarl) maybe I should add PhD to the BS I picked up at Troy State University
        at Troy, AL, where if I had taken a foreign language I could have had a BA but what does saying "oui" instead of "yes" have to do with art?
        So anyhoo, let's try out my doctor of philosophy full name with all my degrees~~
        His Excellency Dino Philosoraptor Allosaurus III Esquire BS PhD
        Attention! Attention! From this moment forward me am to be referred to as Dr. Dino and that's no BS.
        I am Dr. Dino and I approve of this all puffed up with myself narcissistic message.
        
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Love it, and subordinate myself to the great lizard!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Just kidding about being called a doctor. Calling me "Your Excellency" would be kinda nice, though.
        
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        That's good. I was just thinking about new context for "draining the great lizard" ;)
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        That reminds me of a crude expression maybe I should not write on this board.
        
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Prude!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Rude!
        
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        "Now yer gettin nasty!"
        - Indiana Jones
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        "Say hello to my little friend!"
        -- Scarface
        
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Little? For a top predator? Sounds like a "peddie-ate-tor" ;)
        
        This is getting terrible...but I'll go on!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Imagine all of me dino holding that little friend.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_z4I...
        That same line was used in another movie. Bigger man, bigger weapon~~but still, imagine ME DINO even holding a bazooka!
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXVDs...
        
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Posted by 25n56il4 3 years, 9 months ago

Is he panicking or what?

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  Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
  
  He doesn't want to get recalled~~but it appears beyond fed-up pettioners can no longer care what Newsom does at this point.
  
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    Posted by dmshuler 3 years, 9 months ago
    
    The fed-up petitioners are nearing the 1.5 million signature mark that will trigger the recall! GO CALIFORNIA GO!!
    
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      Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
      
      Yeah, GO! PLEASE! Me dino is tired of looking at that weird dude.
      
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Posted by preimert1 3 years, 9 months ago

I miss Arnie (cut up de'r credit cahds) He won out over 20 other kooks who jumped into the special election after Gray Davis got recalled. I voted for the porn star with the big casavas because even if she didn't get much done, she'd be fun to watch. But I'm glad Arnie won.

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Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.

Was more along the lines of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clF1O...

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  Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
  
  Humph! That in no way remotely applies to me dino.
  
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    Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
    
    Have zero interest in the argument. Teasing, well, some! Love you, old dino/man. Want to arm wrestle anyone who disagrees!
    My 6'6" buddy fell to pecs and shoulders last week, but he is well in line with us. Phuck I love strength competitions!
    
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      Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
      
      At the keyboard is how me this retired corrections officer wrestles these days when he limps permanently disabled with a cane.
      The only Bond movie I have is You Only Live Twice.
      As the song goes my second life is in my dreams.
      In my dreams I stalk Jurassic World until I can chase down a stegosaurus, nimbly dodge the panicked swings of its bristly horn-rimmed tail until at last I rip out its throat and begin to--yum! yum!--feast on its quivering still-living flesh. Bwahahahahaha!
      I am dino! Hear me ROARRRR!
      
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        We still have to meet some day, big guy! Maybe when there is a Novid-21
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Had to look up Novid. Now I know what it means.
        Don't you hate it when someone asks you what something you wrote means when all he/she/it has to do is go click-click-click to go get some--It's only the freakin' information age!--instant gratification?
        
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        I made it up, based on the world giving Biden a pass. What does it mean?
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        Only thought maybe you made the "-21" part up Looked this up and thought you were talking about being able to outflank Covid, you pillysotcaulker you.
        https://tidbits.com/2021/01/21/novid-...
        
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        Posted by Thoritsu 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        That is a scary app.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago
        
        See what making up stuff up can lead another into?
        Hey, it's just like Fake News!
        
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