Orangutan Granted Human Status [by Judge in Argentina] Settles into New Florida Home - Galt's Gulch

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Orangutan Granted Human Status [by Judge in Argentina] Settles into New Florida Home

Posted by Pecuniology 5 years ago to Culture

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Remember this, the next time you forward a Florida Man story to a friend or relative. The vast majority of the freak show shenanigans that you read about down here involve perpetrators from out-of-state.

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Posted by mccannon01 5 years ago

Has she been registered "D" yet?

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  Posted by Pecuniology 5 years ago
  
  She is recognized as a human in Argentina. In Florida, she lives in an animal sanctuary.
  
  My guess is that she left Argentina after the recent Peronista victory. So, she might be a Republican.
  
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Posted by exceller 5 years ago

I thought she rented an apartment in a fashionable district populated by Democrats.

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  Posted by allosaur 5 years ago
  
  That means she can qualify to run for president against Trump.
  
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    Posted by Pecuniology 5 years ago
    
    Only if she is a natural born US citizen.
    
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      Posted by allosaur 5 years ago
      
      All she needs is a birth certificate like Obozo's.
      
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  Posted by Russpilot 5 years ago
  
  Funny, when I read the headline, I kinda thought the same thing! Was wondering if she had to go and get a job to pay for her new digs or if she was on the dole!
  
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  Posted by Pecuniology 5 years ago
  
  Nope. South Florida is Democrat. The rest of the state is Trump country. She's near Orlando.
  
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    Posted by exceller 5 years ago
    
    Then she can spread the gospel, like many liberals who moved to deep conservative areas. Sooner or later there will be more of them
    
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