Sunday Funnies
I used to believe that aging is all in the mind. Which explains why brains are so wrinkled. In my youth, I was the picture of health and very physically fit.
These days my joints noisily creak and grind whenever I move. A sinus condition causes snoring loud enough to wake my neighbors.And, my stomach rumbles like a cement mixer.
I've gone from a sound body to a Sound body.
These days my joints noisily creak and grind whenever I move. A sinus condition causes snoring loud enough to wake my neighbors.And, my stomach rumbles like a cement mixer.
I've gone from a sound body to a Sound body.
The 80-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and it just dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."
The 85-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and I still have problems."
Then the 90-year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning, at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. And at 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m!"
After you've made your mark in this world, a lot of people will come around with erasures.
Health without wealth is also a sickness.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
When your dreams turn to dust; Vacuum.
Back in my day, there wasn't a pretty girl I couldn't Woo! They'd always come a runnin when I smiled...now days, they're still a runnin...AWAY!
I still do all the things I used to, just not as quickly,
But smarter now with no wasted movements and
I feel ok, I don't need those improvements,
It's just the outer shell that's lookin icky.
Yep, 18 or 19, somewhere in that paralell existence.
The trouble with a parallel you in another universe is that you only can live in one of them, so make the best of this one.