Largest glacier in Greenland is growing for third year in a row, thickening occurring across an increasingly wide area
Wait a minute, this must be fake news, since we all know that Occasionally Uses Cortex stated unequivocably that we are all dying in 12 years from Global Warming....maybe she meant pole flip? A really big flare? The sun doing a shell urst or mini nova? It's all so hard to keep up with when you are the real speaker for the dead, uh, er house, as well as champion of the people, environment and several species of endangered rodents....
If me the evil twin had me a great big bomber all loaded with napalm, I'd be flying over dem glaciers so as to teach 'em how to behave!"