The UK On Verge Of Making Stabbings Go Away

Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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By Jove, my dearest chaps and chapettes, rejoice for this splendid news! The UK shall soon implement an ingenious strategy to make their stabbing epidemic take a powder.
No, no, our swarms of Muslim friends and their religion of peace need not pack their camels to pilgrimage back to Mecca. .
Just check out the link and get ready to have your day made. Among other thing, by George.
SOURCE URL: https://www.mrctv.org/blog/uk-politician-wants-all-knives-sold-have-gps-trackers-minimize-stabbings?mkt_tok=eyJpIjoiTkdKa016Um1NbUppTlRZMCIsInQiOiJtTXVhbkRyb0JKMkZRbzh6M2x2dEtJdVl0M0FtMnZZZ0ZVdW1TM01SU1RLdm5qZU5hbCtDeGFNeTFqbWFWOENDTGk3UENqNWx4OXNTNlhpcDFJVFN6YXM1bk9NMGJiQXhUQ0VGN1NkTzJjalRwcE1pN0xHd1V3aStXMjJIMWZoVyJ9


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  • Posted by Peggy 5 years, 9 months ago
    So tell me. How does a GPS eliminate a stabbing? This is a serious question. You see where the knife is located, by the time you get there, the deed is done. Right?
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    • Posted by Solver 5 years, 9 months ago
      When the time comes to confiscate all knives, they will know exactly where you are.
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      • Posted by Peggy 5 years, 9 months ago
        That was not the story. I understand the gps working to locate you. HOWEVER, if you stab someone, it is done in most instances before they know they have to find you. You lay the knife down, and get the heck out of dodge.
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        • Posted by $ 5 years, 9 months ago
          Great Scott, Peggy! Don't tell people that!
          Only 'ere in England, you could be charged wid aidin' and abettin'!
          Live in the USA? Blimey! We'll try n' extradite you!
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  • Posted by Solver 5 years, 9 months ago
    They would need a lot more satellites to do all the tracking it would require. Better divert resources and start building more rockets.
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    • Posted by $ Mimi 5 years, 9 months ago
      Quick! Who makes the UK's satellites? Should we invest in now? Lol.

      shrugging
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      • Posted by Solver 5 years, 9 months ago
        Invest in battery companies also. Each knife would need one to operate a GPS. Also, there would need to be a law required that the batteries be constantly replaced and disposed of properly. Maybe these knives will be rechargeable or only to be used in sunlight using a solar cell. If so, more laws.

        It will require a boatload of authoritarian intellectuals to think outside their imaginary box on this one. They should all gather on some small abandoned far away defenseless island and, intellect, for a long long time.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 5 years, 9 months ago
    You can't tell me society isn't inclusive when this young man can make it to the top despite having the cognitive function of a half a moth. We're proud of you champ.
    1,441
    7:20 AM - Mar 14, 2019
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  • Posted by exceller 5 years, 9 months ago
    If the British did not exist, they should be invented.

    Only a Brit can come up with such an inane idea, although our Dems are close.

    Did they think about the Muslims having their own versions of knives, scimitars, yatagans, etc?

    I doubt they would run out and purchase the GPS equipped versions just to abide by the genius idea of bureaucrats?
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    • Posted by Blanco 5 years, 9 months ago
      Please, let's not insult our British friends by comparing them to Dummycrats! Is this idea any worse than the daily dose of stupidity emanating from the mouth of AOC?
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      • Posted by exceller 5 years, 9 months ago
        It is not an insult, just facts.

        I happen to love the Brits and had great times in London/England on both business and private trips.

        Their sense of humor is far more advanced than that of the Americans, also a fact.

        But their politicians are a different matter. When Churchill passed, the era of great statesmen died with him.

        Consider the miserations of May on Brexit. Is that how you handle the results of a referendum?
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  • Posted by salta 5 years, 9 months ago
    The article was couple of weeks early, it should have appeared in April 1st.
    The UK Department of Knife Tracking really thinks that anyone who carries a knife as a weapon would actually carry a purchased GPS one. Obviously they would never think of making their own.
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 5 years, 9 months ago
    The last place that I know about where there is little to use as a weapon is in the baby’s crib. I guess it is fairly obvious where the Ruling Class wants us all to be.
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    • Posted by $ 5 years, 9 months ago
      Yes, only on a baby is it righteous to use a sharp weapon. Ask any Dem.
      After all, AOC says parasites such as us have no business making babies because the world is going to end.
      I mean, just reason it out. How can the world end if we keep making babies?
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  • Posted by CircuitGuy 5 years, 9 months ago
    "our swarms of Muslim friends and their religion of peace need not pack their camels to pilgrimage back to Mecca."
    If extremists were smart and they wanted to hire someone to do their bidding, they'd give people this language. Short of actually committing crimes, it's the best thing you can do to undermine the United States and support its enemies.
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    • Posted by $ 5 years, 9 months ago
      Smart would also be Muslims quietly playing "a religion of peace" numbers game or to "be fruitful and multiply," waiting for their population to increase to a majority before making any visible moves toward enforcing the tyranny against infidels instructed by the Koran..
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