Friend's Found High School Calendar
He'll never make it to the Supreme Court:
"Whoa!! I found my old calendar from high school years (mixed up with receipts from my HP41 calculator and Bubble Yum from the local Plaid Pantry.) From July of 1978: Tuesday: molested myself. Wed: blow out my mullet, plan world domination. Thursday: Go get bell bottom jeans hemmed at the strip mall. Molested myself. Wonder why there is only 5 channels on TV, and why they are not 1,2,3,4, 5 instead of 2,6,8,10,12. Blacked out from midnight to 6. Read a little. Mad Magazine. Friday: Scratched out yearbook photos of people I don’t like. Molested myself."
"Whoa!! I found my old calendar from high school years (mixed up with receipts from my HP41 calculator and Bubble Yum from the local Plaid Pantry.) From July of 1978: Tuesday: molested myself. Wed: blow out my mullet, plan world domination. Thursday: Go get bell bottom jeans hemmed at the strip mall. Molested myself. Wonder why there is only 5 channels on TV, and why they are not 1,2,3,4, 5 instead of 2,6,8,10,12. Blacked out from midnight to 6. Read a little. Mad Magazine. Friday: Scratched out yearbook photos of people I don’t like. Molested myself."
You do know that molesting yourself is a serious crime that is not subject to any statute of limitations.
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