but will that be enough to fix the ohm-less problem?

So, he is supporting RESISTANCE?

Those ohms can kill ya!

Here is a story to show what another electrical term, “conductor” is.

There was a StreetCar Conductor in San Francisco. One day, a vagrant tried to sneak a ride and the conductor stopped him. A fight ensued and unfortunately, the vagrant struck his head and died. The DA filed charges and the Conductor was found guilty and sentenced to die in the electric chair.

On execution night, the Conductor requested a dozen bananas for his last meal. The conductor ate them and then willingly sat down in the electric and was strapped in. The warden pulled the switch and 20,000VAC ran through the Conductor as he sat there and laughed. Because of California law, you only have one chance at executing a prisoner, so the conductor was unstrapped and allowed to leave. While walking out, the warden said “what does eating all of those bananas have to do with the fact that we couldn’t electrocute you.” With a big smile the conductor said “the bananas don’t have anything to do with it. I’m just a bad Conductor.”

In the 50's as a teen I worked for IFA Electronics, a specialty retail outlet in S. Cal. In out retail parts area we had a huge capacitor about 6" x 18" x 2 feet tall, with a sign on it labeling it as an "Inverted Thermothrocal". Had a lot of laughs about it, but mostly for the gullibility of talking people into believing it.

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny...

According to legend: "It's not the volts that kill ya, it's the amps."
So the equivalent bromide might read: "It's not the impedance it's the conductance."

Sorry, it was funnier in my head.

An "Ohm" is an Englishman's "Ouse"

Used computers? Are they rarities like an Altair 8800, a SOL-20 or even a TI-99/8?

20,000 ohms sound really dangerous. Is it allowed in homes???

My college comp sci lab had a bank of TRS-80 terminals (fondly named Trash 80s) that would reboot whenever a student first touched them due to the static discharge built up from the carpeting. This lab also had an old double hung window that was often open due to the heat of the computers. The window was directly above a coal train, and the dust certainly reduced the life of the poor PDP-11 housed in that room. I clearly remember a student in charge of the massive disk drive manually moving the read head in an attempt to reboot the system. Definitely a hands on system. We did have a high speed printer; all the better to print results of infinite lprint loops. I saw stacks of paper 4 feet high with nothing but the letter A printed on each page.

Very clever.

So what is an Ohm? Some measurement of electriciy, like a watt?

Resistance is futile ....

😂😂😂

+1, JB. ;^)