A Funny Thing Happened.....

Posted by johnrobert2 11 years, 6 months ago to Culture

Can't think of another place to put this, but here goes: a thread for punsters. First dibs.
Fellow was trying to decide which girl to marry. So he told his buddy his problem. "One writes poetry and the other makes great pancakes." His buddy said, "Your choice is between batter and verse."

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Posted by johnrobert2 11 years, 6 months ago

Fellow was arrested in Florida. Authorities caught him carrying a cage of seagulls into a zoo. During the process, he had stepped over a lion sleeping in the gate. When questioned, the man said the seagulls were for the dolphins who could live forever if fed a diet of seagulls. They charged him under provisions of the Mann Act: transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

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  Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  A pun + coffee = a messy computer.
  
  Thanks for the good start this morning. :}
  
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Posted by johnrobert2 11 years, 5 months ago

The Japanese have developed a camera with a lens speed so fast it can take a photo of a woman with her mouth closed. (Courtesy of my wife's cousin[female])
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound...

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Posted by Eudaimonia 11 years, 6 months ago

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound...

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  Posted by johnrobert2 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  Liked that, didja?
  
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Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago

huh? I was headed to the forum and missed the set up

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  Posted by johnrobert2 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  Ice, Coke, and two glasses. $5.00 please.
  
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