I remember using carbon paper with my theatre students - they were entranced! "You mean it makes a copy - right now?" the world never ceases to amaze me - and that's a good thing.
Time to bring back the Code Talkers? Here in Native America there are lots of almost extinct languages that even the NSA would struggle to decipher. Navajo is particularly challenging, since there is no time sense, directly, in the language - no past, present, future tense. I won't give away how they get around that - might need it soon.
That shouldn't be necessary. We probably have more lawyers per capita than any other nation. They start speaking legalese, anyone who can understand them will fall asleep within 5 minutes, and the rest won't know what they're saying, anyway.
I'm jealous of today's technology. My senior thesis, then a requirement for graduation, took me five months to complete, with an entire weekend to type (40+ pages).
With the internet and MS Word, it would've taken me two weeks (tops), and I could have enjoyed my last semester in college.
This is just like in AS when they had to revert to stage coaches for transportation in the end. Big government screws everything up. I agree with the government funding programs like NASA and cancer research, I don't mind my tax dollars being spent on new discoveries, however, I think everyone can agree they don't want their tax money spent on spying on the German president or other innocent people. Germany is one of the few countries left that still has its act together.
Given the horrible grammar and spelling issues that computers allow people to get away with.....
Can you imagine the depths of incomprehensibility the output of people dependent upon computers that are forced to use non-correcting typewriters will sink?
Dear Tech- Your point on spelling issues is well taken, as many here will attest concerning my major activity here. Just ask. A return to a rote spelling paradigm, not this ersatz spelling by phonetic pronunciation, as well as conjugation skills, context and tense agreement would be highly recommended. Most here are well spoken and courteous, taking my occasional jab in the spirit in which it is given. As for the rest... Oh, Bog.
I named my dog for the protagonist in "Starman Jones". Can you guess the name? (it wasn't "Jones").
I walked out on the Starshit Troupers movie at the point where a dead Filipino guy grew boobs and showered naked with the protagonist. Only movie I ever walked out on. Including "Kiss of the Spider Woman", which my brother-in-law and I agreed we never saw. Nope. Never.
Can you name the "pet" in Red Planet, or Star Beast?
Can you name the protagonist's only ally after he's mugged and left for dead in "Tunnel in the Sky"? (Hint; he thereby owed his life to his sister...)
Can you give the nickname of the character on whom "Podkayne of Mars" was based? (Hint: the story was called, "Cliff and the Calories")
What was the mnemonic Kip used to remember the order and distance of the planets in "Have Spacesuit, Will Travel"? (my favorite of all Heinlein's works).
What was the little slave boy's full name in "Citizen of the Galaxy"? Who was the only person who aided him after his "pop" was executed?
What was the father's profession in "The Rolling Stones"?
Sorry, you guys shouldn't tempt a science fiction nerd like that.... :)
I assumed from the outset they would bugger up the plot of Starship Troopers.
I expected nothing more than a transparently thin plotted action movie, and was not disappointed.
The social underpinnings of Starship Troopers could never have been told in that time frame even if hollywood had the desire to do so. Or frankly the ability.
And they gave it to Verhoven (think Robocop). The guy was anti-military to begin with. If you're ever walking down the street, and see one guy punch another guy so hard everyone else on the street screams in pain... you'll know I met Verhoven...
I hadn't noticed that I was that horrible a speller. My eldest brother, my sister and myself were taught to read phonetically, and we all read quite well. My 2nd eldest brother was taught to read using the "word-unit" method... a "rote spelling paradigm" I guess you could call it. He can read... if it's a word he's read before.
Hay, I would be one of those that would suffer greatly for a while as I looked up many words in the dictionary and referenced my old grammar book (whatever it was called).
I disagree. When you need to pay attention to what you are typing then you will do so. I believe that the poor spelling has come as a consequence of spell check. Since the computer does it for you, and often chooses the wrong term, we pay less attention. I know that, even though I still pay attention to my typing, I often face the computer changing my words to others.
First of all, I have to admit that I'm a lousy typist. Secondly, being somewhat dyslexic, I make lots of errors. On a typewriter this was a real hassle. I went through literally dozens of bottles of White-Out. The computer hasn't made me a better typist, but it sure made corrections a lot easier. I can't say as I blame Germany; when we can't trust the NSA, how can they?
The fact that we are at the point were we assume the NSA could have modified our computing hardware is very troubling. I don't think the SciFi books imagined the NSA intercepting a shipment to modify hardware. The problem is much more than the NSA. It is our society.
Little hope of success. With the exception of a manual typewriter, we can intercept pretty much everything. Are they going to hand-deliver everything, or would someone fax a document? If they mail it, we can grab that too. You're talking sneaker-net and diplomatic pouches, with zero corruptible employees in a country that is mostly embarrassed by their past.
We used to have cameras inside the Xerox copiers at the Kremlin and the Russian embassies, anything they copied, we took a picture of.
An IBM Selectric would be easy, it uses a processor to send an ASCII code to the daisy wheel,and we can grab that and print it remotely somewhere else, we would catch everything, even the backspaces.
We used a sub to attach a vampire tap to undersea cables in Russian military harbors and reproduced everything, even if encrypted, then broke the encryption with super computers.
If all else fail, a lot of Germans drink a lot of beer, just buy one off to make copies.
Point is, we are fantastically good at this, and we spy on everyone and they spy on us with varying degrees of success.
We came out of the Cold War pretty good at spy craft.
Typewriters are fine. For secure communication, you need codes and ciphers. Some libraries shelve my book on cryptography, _The Code Book_ (Loompanics, 1979, 1984). http://necessaryfacts.blogspot.com/2013/... It is pretty easy to make an unbreakable code. It is impossible to make an unbreakable cipher. No one who has not broken codes and ciphers should think that they can make a secure one.
Back in the 70s and 80s, _The Libertarian Connection_ was mailed out every six weeks. We sent in our work. They collated it, and sent it out. Each subscriber submitted two pages free with the subscription. After that you bought pages for $1 each. Originally, we sent our pages as mimeograph stencils. Later, they went to photocopy. Among the writers were Robert Poole, Jr., Tibor Machan, Sharon Presley, and Murray N. Rothbard. Many people used aliases: The Wolverine, The Friendly Falcon, Aragorn Beowulf, etc.
I have two typewriters: a Smith Corona portable that a publisher gave me; and a IBM Selectric that I rescued from a sidewalk. Later today, I will mail a letter that my wife wrote by hand.
When I goto the post office, I always ask for the latest commemoratives. ("Regular" stamps are called "definitives." If the clerk know what you mean, they, too, are a philatelist.)
Absolutely, 100% agree with you there. I took 2 things with me to WP - a pair of black leather shoes that I had already begun spit polishing, and my IBM Selectric II. Not that I'd need it during basic, but once classes started, it was AWESOME. I had classmates with manual typewriters who would curse and grumble and it would take them 50% longer to finish their papers than I. Course now, they issue every new Cadet a laptop computer and there's a printer on every floor - the Corps really has gone to hell.
But we knew that Robbie about the Corps. GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY! and I didn't go to Canoe U on the Chesapeake. AOCS (AVROC) 90 day wonder in Pensacola 1975. I will say that I would trust any graduate from ANY of the service academies over the any graduate from Harvard, Yale, Columbia, Rutgers, Berkley, ... I guess I'd have to list almost every institution of higher learning. Sad. Cheers
aahhh NAMI - a short reprieve from the USMC drill instructors getting every orifice probed, eyes dilated, blood drained, urine sampled, weighed, measured, stress EKG'd, psych and MMPI tested. Even though you guys kept that place the temperature of the polar ice caps. Cold shock going in the doors heat shock leaving the place, it was a few hours of minimum stress compared to INDOC. Cheers
That part was fun. Other than the ubiquitous odor of flatus gas, the isobaric chamber and hypoxia games were a great laugh watching grown men act like two year olds reading the Queen of hearts as the 5 of spades. Cheers
They were. Especially while I was standing there with my O2 mask on, lol. Shall we try some patty-cake? I always got a chuckle out of you guys who were warned to take the pens out of your pockets and didn't.
I never had much of a problem with sinus stuff. I guess I have big holes in my head. But it got your attention if you got to experience Boyle's Law by eating gassy food the night before. The sterile glove hanging from the ceiling made the point as it quintupled in size. Cheers
Ya know, it took some real balls to be able to handle an IBM... (ba boom crash)
When my stepmom finally left work to become a full time housewife (she had been a professional steno and legal secretary for some 20+ years) they gifted her the one she had... I still remember watching her make hers "sing" - she would reach incredible speeds on that thing, and I think she averaged upwards of 90-100 WPM... (kids may laugh at that, but at the time that was scary fast typing!)...
I eventually picked one up second- (or third- or fourth-) hand from a Goodwill for a song... had some strange fonts with it, including a math symbol ball and a Cyrillic... It was pretty beat up by the time I ended up with it, and started to go wonky (the spindle was worn, and eventually looked like I was typing ransom notes!) so I re-recycled it back to Goodwill... someone probably restored it and has a real gem.
Consider the keyboard she was doing it on... stiffer than anything modern kids have had to typo on.
My first typewriter was a Royal "portable". I think it was made in the 1940s (this was 1977). I took typing in Jr High, they started us on the manuals, then moved us to the electrics, then back to the manuals.
Best keyboard I ever typed on, though, was the "German" keyboard on my Amiga 2000. Followed, iirc, by a Gateway 2000 Anykey keyboard.
A few weeks ago I picked up a calligraphy pen and ink for it and my fountain pen at Hobby Lobby. I also dug out my a couple of handwriting practice books I picked up.
I'm hoping by re-learning to do calligraphy and learning to write in N'Dni that my handwriting will return to legible.
Who knows, maybe I'll get a job writing letters someday. Hello 19th century.
the world never ceases to amaze me - and that's a good thing.
(sorry, but you reminded me of G'Kar just then...)
With the internet and MS Word, it would've taken me two weeks (tops), and I could have enjoyed my last semester in college.
Can you imagine the depths of incomprehensibility the output of people dependent upon computers that are forced to use non-correcting typewriters will sink?
Your point on spelling issues is well taken, as many here will attest concerning my major activity here. Just ask. A return to a rote spelling paradigm, not this ersatz spelling by phonetic pronunciation, as well as conjugation skills, context and tense agreement would be highly recommended. Most here are well spoken and courteous, taking my occasional jab in the spirit in which it is given. As for the rest... Oh, Bog.
Another Heinlein fan I see, well done.
Literary "name that tune" :)
I walked out on the Starshit Troupers movie at the point where a dead Filipino guy grew boobs and showered naked with the protagonist. Only movie I ever walked out on. Including "Kiss of the Spider Woman", which my brother-in-law and I agreed we never saw. Nope. Never.
Can you name the "pet" in Red Planet, or Star Beast?
Can you name the protagonist's only ally after he's mugged and left for dead in "Tunnel in the Sky"? (Hint; he thereby owed his life to his sister...)
Can you give the nickname of the character on whom "Podkayne of Mars" was based? (Hint: the story was called, "Cliff and the Calories")
What was the mnemonic Kip used to remember the order and distance of the planets in "Have Spacesuit, Will Travel"? (my favorite of all Heinlein's works).
What was the little slave boy's full name in "Citizen of the Galaxy"? Who was the only person who aided him after his "pop" was executed?
What was the father's profession in "The Rolling Stones"?
Sorry, you guys shouldn't tempt a science fiction nerd like that.... :)
I expected nothing more than a transparently thin plotted action movie, and was not disappointed.
The social underpinnings of Starship Troopers could never have been told in that time frame even if hollywood had the desire to do so. Or frankly the ability.
The guy was anti-military to begin with.
If you're ever walking down the street, and see one guy punch another guy so hard everyone else on the street screams in pain... you'll know I met Verhoven...
I hadn't noticed that I was that horrible a speller.
My eldest brother, my sister and myself were taught to read phonetically, and we all read quite well.
My 2nd eldest brother was taught to read using the "word-unit" method... a "rote spelling paradigm" I guess you could call it.
He can read... if it's a word he's read before.
Took long enough for someone to take advantage of that one.
The inkjet typewriter might have a memory in it. Easier to steal and read than my faded ribbon.
I made that up. I don't think anyone, ever was dumb enough to make an inkjet typewriter :)
We used to have cameras inside the Xerox copiers at the Kremlin and the Russian embassies, anything they copied, we took a picture of.
An IBM Selectric would be easy, it uses a processor to send an ASCII code to the daisy wheel,and we can grab that and print it remotely somewhere else, we would catch everything, even the backspaces.
We used a sub to attach a vampire tap to undersea cables in Russian military harbors and reproduced everything, even if encrypted, then broke the encryption with super computers.
If all else fail, a lot of Germans drink a lot of beer, just buy one off to make copies.
Point is, we are fantastically good at this, and we spy on everyone and they spy on us with varying degrees of success.
We came out of the Cold War pretty good at spy craft.
Back in the 70s and 80s, _The Libertarian Connection_ was mailed out every six weeks. We sent in our work. They collated it, and sent it out. Each subscriber submitted two pages free with the subscription. After that you bought pages for $1 each. Originally, we sent our pages as mimeograph stencils. Later, they went to photocopy. Among the writers were Robert Poole, Jr., Tibor Machan, Sharon Presley, and Murray N. Rothbard. Many people used aliases: The Wolverine, The Friendly Falcon, Aragorn Beowulf, etc.
I have two typewriters: a Smith Corona portable that a publisher gave me; and a IBM Selectric that I rescued from a sidewalk. Later today, I will mail a letter that my wife wrote by hand.
When I goto the post office, I always ask for the latest commemoratives. ("Regular" stamps are called "definitives." If the clerk know what you mean, they, too, are a philatelist.)
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GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY! and I didn't go to Canoe U on the Chesapeake. AOCS (AVROC) 90 day wonder in Pensacola 1975.
I will say that I would trust any graduate from ANY of the service academies over the any graduate from Harvard, Yale, Columbia, Rutgers, Berkley, ... I guess I'd have to list almost every institution of higher learning. Sad.
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When my stepmom finally left work to become a full time housewife (she had been a professional steno and legal secretary for some 20+ years) they gifted her the one she had... I still remember watching her make hers "sing" - she would reach incredible speeds on that thing, and I think she averaged upwards of 90-100 WPM... (kids may laugh at that, but at the time that was scary fast typing!)...
I eventually picked one up second- (or third- or fourth-) hand from a Goodwill for a song... had some strange fonts with it, including a math symbol ball and a Cyrillic... It was pretty beat up by the time I ended up with it, and started to go wonky (the spindle was worn, and eventually looked like I was typing ransom notes!) so I re-recycled it back to Goodwill... someone probably restored it and has a real gem.
My first typewriter was a Royal "portable". I think it was made in the 1940s (this was 1977). I took typing in Jr High, they started us on the manuals, then moved us to the electrics, then back to the manuals.
Best keyboard I ever typed on, though, was the "German" keyboard on my Amiga 2000. Followed, iirc, by a Gateway 2000 Anykey keyboard.
A few weeks ago I picked up a calligraphy pen and ink for it and my fountain pen at Hobby Lobby. I also dug out my a couple of handwriting practice books I picked up.
I'm hoping by re-learning to do calligraphy and learning to write in N'Dni that my handwriting will return to legible.
Who knows, maybe I'll get a job writing letters someday. Hello 19th century.