Its Official: Obama is a Parasite!

Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago to Humor

It seems a scientist named a new parasite after Obama, stating "It is long and thin and cool as hell".

We all agree. Great that it is now official!

SOURCE URL: https://apnews.com/da385c1815934b909ba681c7b42773dc/Barack-Obama-is-officially-now-a-parasite-(it's-an-honor)

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Posted by freedomforall 8 years, 4 months ago

Its an insult to parasites who biologically cannot survive otherwise! ;^)

Now we have to worry about flatworm backlash!

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  Or the other parasites becoming official too. I've already noticed that "socialism" does not have the stigma it did just 8 years ago!
  
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Posted by allosaur 8 years, 4 months ago

O the Great and Powerful Parasite has been a leeching looter all his life, who has degraded the USA into a sickly plodding along turtle.
Predators just see this Obamanable USA critter in a bad way and will at times disrespectfully kick it over onto its back and laugh.
But let your heart not be troubled, folks. We have the media to set the turtle right side up by pretending nothing ever happened.
How can that possibly be?
I dunno. Me dino don't think like those weird people.

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  Posted by wolffoxwood 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  Not to mention the 127 aides that Michele takes with her whenever she travels. Why should the government pay for these "followers"? It should come out of his presidential salary.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 8 years, 4 months ago
    
    Whoa! Now that is parasitical.
    Looks like the First School Nutritionist needs to go on an aides diet.
    
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    Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
    
    How can anyone need 127 aides to do anything? How many did Barbra have?
    
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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  Perfect extension to the analogy!
  
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    Posted by allosaur 8 years, 4 months ago
    
    Flattery gets you everywhere. +1.
    
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Posted by bsmith51 8 years, 4 months ago

A parasite always blames its host for not giving enough.
How appropriate.

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  Until the host dies and you run out of other people's money to spend.
  
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Posted by blarman 8 years, 4 months ago

Except for the "cool as hell" part.

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  I thought hell was supposed to be hot, so "cool as hell" would mean not cool at all.
  
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    Posted by blarman 8 years, 4 months ago
    
    lol. I was just looking at the "cool" part (with cool meaning attractive). And I've heard some people use the phrase (ironically) "cool as hell" to mean attractive. I take a fairly literal stance.
    
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Posted by lrshultis 8 years, 4 months ago

I would say that Obama is a sycophant rather than a parasite. He must do something useful for his salary?
Every human is a shelter for more parasites than the number of cells in his body. Some do good work by digesting food or keeping more deadly parasites to a low level that is not too harmful. Those cute little follicle mites live quietly in the follicles of your eye lashes and apparently do some good.
But, anyway, the name of something has nothing to do with anything other than the existent named.
Sometimes having something named after you causes some good. That brings to mind that 1971's movie A New Leaf where a parasite's wife's naming a new fern after him allows him to stop trying to kill her and maybe to find some love for her and become a better person.

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  He consumes taxpayer dollars. He instituted additional taxpayer expenditures. He has never created any value. He is the definition of a parasite.
  
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    Posted by lrshultis 8 years, 4 months ago
    
    Short of anarchy which is not possible in a high energy society, POTUS is a necessity and at present holds the position for a salary. You wouldn't want an altruist in the position, would you, or someone making a sacrifice for the position? Didn't the Congress have something to do with those "instituted additional taxpayer expenditures"? I am sorry that I will not be able to say what I think of the man due to the rules of this forum which could get me banned by the moderator.
    
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      Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
      
      ...and many of them are career parasites too. They just don't have a biological version named after them. Some are not. Some did something. Some created value or reduced consumption of other parasites, like a tick bird.
      He wasn't just a parasite as POTUS. He has been a parasite all along.
      http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/27/its...
      Maybe a sycophant too.
      
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Posted by wiggys 8 years, 4 months ago

this guy platt has an unusual misunderstanding of "parasite". but I agree that the guy is one, and that is not a compliment from me.

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  ...and probably so is Platt, so happy to lick up his next grant for irrelevant research.
  
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Posted by Blanco 8 years, 4 months ago

Duh!

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Posted by bsmith51 8 years, 4 months ago

Be nice or you might be labeled a "wormist."

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  or a "worm-it".
  
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Posted by jdg 8 years, 4 months ago

Next that organism will demand its own federal agency, whose purpose will be to continue to exist, the same as all the others. This is Jerry Pournelle's Iron Law.

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  We the parasites infesting the United States, in order to form a more permanent existence, establish injustice, insure domestic unrest, degrade the common defense and institutionalize welfare, and secure the enforced servitude of socialism to ourselves...
  
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Posted by eddieh 8 years, 4 months ago

Flat worms matter movement.

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  Love!
  
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Posted by Herb7734 8 years, 4 months ago

I suppose a turtle's blood parasite named after Obama is OK but it's not imaginative enough. I'm sure that other, more disgusting creatures have parasites more appropriate.

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  I need a new bumper sticker!
  
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Posted by Mamaemma 8 years, 4 months ago

Love the title of your post!

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  I hope some media picks up on this too, and paints him with the socialist brush in the same breath!
  
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Posted by Olduglycarl 8 years, 4 months ago

Been trying to tell the world he was a Parasitical humanoid...now it's official...

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  Posted by Thoritsu 8 years, 4 months ago
  
  Worse than just an individual, and now official, example. He has begun programs to turn the country into parasites.
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 8 years, 4 months ago
    
    Making them "in his own image"...haven't we heard that somewhere before?
    
    The left, those that wish to rule all, reject the proper conscious human image we should reflect and will make it up on their own and try to make everyone else into that new image...that too! has happened before. Only a few, have actually evolved over the last 3000 years...just not enough to make a difference this time around.
    
    We'll just have to wait for it to come around on the guitar again...as Arlo Guthrie once said.
    
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      Posted by MichaelAarethun 8 years, 4 months ago
      
      and this is how it's done. Johnson learns from Trumps Democrat past
      
      http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Ca...
      
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Posted by MichaelAarethun 8 years, 4 months ago

The truth may not set you free but it will certainly explain why you are not.

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