Want to see something cool? Call Alex Jones' telethon ( 1 800 259 9231 ) today, get on the air, plug Atlas Shrugged: Part II and watch for a spike in theater attendance over the next few days (over and above spikes provided by last night's live streaming event and by the weekend).

The tide raises all ships: Infowars,' Atlas' and vice versa.

Update UTC 19:35 (15:35 EDT): Alex Jones is now taking calls (for a while)...