Hare-Brained: USDA Reportedly Orders Children’s Magician to Produce ‘Disaster Plan’ for His…Rabbit | Video | TheBlaze.com - Galt's Gulch

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Hare-Brained: USDA Reportedly Orders Children’s Magician to Produce ‘Disaster Plan’ for His…Rabbit | Video | TheBlaze.com

Posted by ssnyh 11 years, 4 months ago to Entertainment

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There, you have it. Magic may only exist if it's sanctioned by the state.

SOURCE URL: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/06/29/hare-brained-usda-reportedly-orders-childrens-magician-to-produce-disaster-plan-for-his-rabbit/

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Posted by khalling 11 years, 4 months ago

if the disaster plan includes the hat, he might be forced to reveal trade secrets. Why the USDA? seems more of a FEMA thing. Maybe DHS or DHHS. Definitely not EPA or OSHA.but maybe FWS. I don't think the FBI unless their was foul play suspected in the disappearance of the rabbit during a disaster. but maybe the FDA? no probably not.

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Posted by Rocky_Road 11 years, 4 months ago

Since Washington has perfected the magician's art of misdirection, this would be a natural next step.

Who better to monitor the acts of other 'slight of handers'? (United States Decoy Agency)

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Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 4 months ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLpl...

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Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years, 4 months ago

Maybe USDA has a huge bonus for the person who come up with the most inane regulation of the year.

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  Posted by ssnyh 11 years, 4 months ago
  
  Why limit it to just the one entity?
  
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