strangely, I've tried to access the original article about 12 or 13 times, and have never succeeded.
*must find tinfoil hat*

There's a McDonald's in a poor neighborhood Madison with a sign saying you must consume your food in 45 minutes and then leave

If they offered me free meals for life, it might be a bad calculation for them b/c I'd eat so much. I'd be much better off healthwise if they banned me from the place.

Pretty good calculation on McD 's part. The free meals part not the kicking out part