Venezuela police seize 2,500 rolls of toilet paper

Posted by erudeen 11 years, 6 months ago to Economics

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Seized for the greater good. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."

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Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago

Wow...they need to bring back the Sears and Roebuck catalogs or something.

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  Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  Ruff! Ruff!.. Rough! Rough!
  
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    Better than poison ivy leaves..
    
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      Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      See the link below. The other below... Up there! $%#*& ...around here...down there to KH... whatever!
      http://www.galtsgulchonline.com/posts/5d......
      
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        it doesn't show up for me. I do not believe beaver pelt would make superior TP. however, in a pinch...
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Is that a reference to what I think it is??? Omg lol!!!
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I saw that too! Trouble... :)
        Did you see this?
        http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world...
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        there you go! Dudley Doo-right would be a PERFECT John Galt!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        oh yes! YES YES!! Can we PLEASE have Dudley Doo-Right play Galt?? (Gosh, I hope they're listening.) I'm out of breath from saying that so fast.)
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Oh, heyalp!
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        it's ok that he's probably too old now- the passion he could bring to the screen because he really believes! and he's got the dimple!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I believe that's a cleft... or.. a butt in his chin.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        hey! didn't I give this to you first?
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Yes, you did. It made my ISP's welcome page today. Man killed by beaver is too rich!
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Well they do have big teeth....
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1r...
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        omg! I have never heard this song. excellent
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Xo8ISj5...
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Meow!
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Why Grandma...!
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Loooove that show, and the song! Soo gritty....
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXkP_GZj...
        I was really trying to find his beaver story, but it is missing from youtube
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        "There's your sign." Foxworthy
        edit: Engvall not Foxworthy
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        engvall.
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Foxworthy's catch phrase was "You might be a redneck..."
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Right you are! my mistake. I remember now. I haven't seen the bluecollar stuff in a while. I remember thinking Ron White was the funniest. But they were all great.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        ron white kicks a double s
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Give me whiplash!
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhC_JJwle...
        
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      btw, why isn't the comment bar updating?
      
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I thought that was just me... Whew!
        
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      one time we got out of the canoe on a float and had a nice interlude on shore, the next day poison ivy EVERYWHERE! on ME! very upsetting. can you say calomine lotion?
      
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfRITVdz...
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        lol. I feel itchy
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Here you go! ;-)
        http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=kqXSBe-qM...
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        TMI, lol!
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        it was painful
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I have a similar story....and the word is CALADRYL! Poison ivy causes insanity... I was thinking up dangerous ways to make IT STOP ITCHING! I'm highly susceptible to catching it...if it's even in the air..I get it. It's another good thing about moving to AZ.. less foliage.
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Yes, I learned the hard way not to pull vines out of the shrubbery, thinking they were just regular old ivy.
        
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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  lol omg lol
  
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Posted by JossAmbrose 11 years, 6 months ago

I assume the Venezuelan police are going to 'redistribute' the contraband bog roll... or are they going to use it for their own... ends?

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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  Oh hahahaahaha 🍷here's one for you!
  
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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  snort
  
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  Posted by erudeen 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  More than likely it will be used for State Officials.
  
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Posted by bud 11 years, 6 months ago

So do they consider that "rolling paper" or "rolls of paper?

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  Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  Don't shake hands with any Venezuelans!
  
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    doesn't Miss Venezuelan always make the last 5 in the Miss Universe pageant? Instead of a speech about world peace....
    
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    lol omg who voted this down???
    
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      Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      Wow! Was I slammed that fast? Did you vote it back up?
      
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I will!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Not yet...wanted you to see the zero...oh...somebody voted it up... I can't keep up!
        
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  Posted by erudeen 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  all your papers are belong to us.
  
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Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago

I guess they can spare a square! Nobody else though. I suppose dragging one's rump across a carpet doggie style could do the trick!

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  Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  oooo....ooooo...ooooh! Bad dog! Outside! I hope my berber ripped you a new one! You stay outside and watch me steam clean the carpet! Bad dog! :)
  
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    your berber?
    
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      Tight loop pile, not a cut pile.
      
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      Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      Scary isn't it. I intend to put in wood, but not till the dog is gone! ...Unless I move first... The dog is almost ten. She doesn't do that fortunately, but she does have nails and some unpleasant destructive habits.
      
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        the composites are so well done today, you can hardly tell-and no scratches show up! damned dogs! there is nothing more conducive to yucky than cats, dogs and carpet at the same time
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Yes. I am really bad at remembering to change my shoes when I come home. Metal chips occasionally embed themselves in my soles and they are worse than dog nails. I promise to do better when we remove the carpet from the great room. Most of my floors are ceramic tile. Beautiful and indestructible.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        and easy to clean
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Love that. My entire house is hardwood, with area rugs where needed. Bu with cat hair there are instant fuzz balls, even after he dry mop goes through....
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        true enough
        
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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  aaahhhh! nightmares!
  
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    Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    Bwahahahaha!
    
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Posted by JossAmbrose 11 years, 6 months ago

I remember reading an article on the Venezuelan toilet roll crisis a couple of weeks ago. Their government should instigate a food shortage then there wouldn't be a problem... Oh no wait...?

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  Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  You just said, "unregistered toilet paper"...was that not yucking it up??
  
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      Ewww
      
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      .....no!
      
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      Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      "Who you foolin?!?!" :)
      
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        What you talking bout Willis?
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Arnold. :)
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        "Doo doo! Gonna put it on you"! remember that?
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Who are you quoting?
        
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  Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  Really? If that happened here what do you think would happen (I'm afraid to ask)? I suppose those two gallon toilets would work anyhow... It could wake up a lot of dumb-asses...
  
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    Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    Or chafe them....
    
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    it did happen during Sandy Hook. and reasonable, rational business people were charged with crimes
    
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      Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      I want a jury trial! No... I want to sit on the jury! ... I hate jury duty..... blech!
      
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Literally sit on them??
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Not if there is a shortage!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Sitting on them might help.....well...not THEM.
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        S#itting... oops my mistake... boy, sure read that wrong!... :)
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Smart a double s.
        
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      There was a toilet paper shortage after Sandy Hook?? huh?
      
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Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago

excellent post. that country is an emergency! seems like a pretty inefficient way of getting a little TP and fruit juice back on the shelves

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