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Previous comments...
2nd choice was Buy my own country. but then i thought about it. Be cheaper to buy the former USA.
Final choice....Disappear!
But then I'd have to come back under a new name...people would say, "You write just like MichaelA?" and i would answer, "I know we traded ID."
ULast chance redux. Go to Cabo and work on the last heart attack with a bevy of 'want me wink me' girls.