Hey - the class was a blast - really explosive content, came with a great primer, and it ended with a bang! Any terrorist or moocher that wants to "spread out" their influence should pull the trigger on taking this dynamite course...

I don't suppose anyone passed the course. Including the "instructor".

Silence....I keel you!
- Achmed, the Dead Terrorist.

I admit, I laughed when I read this. Is that bad?
Yes it would have been more appropriate to snicker:-)

This is what I call a happy news day.

this is too easy.

What was the last thing that went through the instructors mind when the vest blew up?

"I laughed when I read this. Is that bad?"

Yes, according to most of the commenters at http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2.... You lack humanity.

I was thrilled when I read it. I guess allah wasn't with them on this one. (They always talk the smack when things go well for them--right back at 'em!)

Lol... lollol... lolloolllloolololhahaaahaaa chortle gafaw ;]

This is a friggin riot!!!! Thanks for the post. I bet jeff Dunham could have a field day with it..Achmed Lives!!!! I KullYu!!! er, I mean lived.... oh well, time for a new puppet anyways. Maybe he can do something with the virgin angle....

Complete change of subject: perhaps we have an object lesson here in the fact that there is no good or bad technology. As I mentioned in an earlier post, I live in a mining area. A few times a week, a very large amount of explosives is touched off (in one case, over 100 tons in a single blast) and does more work in a few seconds than 100 men with picks and shovels could in a lifetime. In the hands of capable technicians working for a constructive purpose, explosives are an invaluable tool. In the hands of a fanatic with some twisted agenda, the end result is bloody body parts flying around.

I would think that one of the hallmarks of a competent "bomb making instructor" would be that he was still alive and possessed all of his appendages. But perhaps one must add "so far" to that.

I live in a mining area and know a guy who works for the blasting company (which has to be a great stress release--when they set off a good one, we have a small-scale earthquake!). He has a t-shirt which reads: "I am a blasting technician. If you see me running--catch up!"

Too rich! Perhaps a quote they might have understood... "Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword." (Matthew 26:52, King James Version)

Yay!

This only proves that these people are idiots.

Students, Today I'll demonstrate the proper procedure to detonate your new vest . No need to take notes, this will not be on a test.