Kids Say the Darndest Things

Posted by rustylypps 10 years, 10 months ago to Politics
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A teacher asks each of the kids in class what they need at home.

Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."

Kimmy says "A new lawn mower." and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need anything!"

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "No, I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I
remember my dad saying,"Well, that's the last fucking thing we needed."


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  • Posted by MattFranke 10 years, 10 months ago
    Ahhh, from the mouths of babes.
    If a child actually said that in school these days, they would probably be suspended for a week.
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    • Posted by mminnick 10 years, 10 months ago
      To be clear. It would not be for the profanity, it would be the political statement by the kid father.
      I live in New Jersey the state where the kindergarten and elementary school teaches had the children singing pro Obama songs for the TV cameras. I know they would get suspended here.
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