Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida owned a farm, which had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some orange and lime trees.


One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and
look it over.


He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee.


As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.


He made the women aware of his presence,
and they all went to the deep end.


One of the women shouted to him,
'We're not coming out until you leave!'


The old man frowned and said,
'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked, or make you get out
of the pond naked. '

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator.'


Some old men can still think fast.