Ken Danagger: The government takes what it wants and taxes what's left.

They consider knowledge to be superfluous. Fransciso d'Anconia

"I had a certain..moral flexibility".

'Grosse Pointe Blank'

Henry Rearden: If you think you have the right to use force against me, bring guns.

"Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer."

"History, Tradition, Culture: these are not *concepts*. THESE ARE TROPHIES I KEEP IN MY DEN AS PAPERWEIGHTS!"

Same movie: "You mean Pokey? Can you believe that kooky little elephant?"

Same movie: "Who are you guys supposed to be? Igg and Ook?"

My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement. Patricia in Joe vs the Volcano.

Nobody knows anything, Joe. We'll take this leap, and we'll see. We'll jump, and we'll see. That's life, right? Patricia in Joe vs the Volcano

Squirrel! movie Up

"Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks."
"No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!"

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that there's gambling going on here!

Casablanca

"What ruckus? I heard no ruckus." and "A screw fell out. Screws fall out all the time....the world's an imperfect place."

"Now son, here's some advice...Know shit from shinola, don't trust whitey, and go to the Dr. and get rid of it."

"I didn't get a gun! Did YOU get a gun??"

Rrrroll rrrroll, rrrroll in da hay

Can I have your watch when you are dead?

"'Scuse me while I whip this out...."
- Blazing Saddles (used frequently)

"Blucher!" (screaming horses)
- Young Frankenstein

Sgt. Howie: "But.... but.... they're NAKED!!!!"
Lord Summerisle: "Well, of COURSE they're naked! It's MUCH too dangerous to jump through a (May Day) fire with your clothes on!"
The Wickerman

"Do I oh-fend"?

Ducky, 'Pretty in Pink'

“I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity

"Luckily an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun."

"Emigration. The policy that will take the place of emigration, and we have collected enough practical experience to do it well, is evacuation."

"Yeah, let me guess something. This is your first visit to La-La-Land. You're staying somewhere in Hollywood because like an idiot you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Am I right so far?"

"This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter"

Apparently I'm the only one playing this game.

Maybe we should say what movie the quote is from...cuz I'm clueless already. lol