The Second Sexual Revolution (For Adults Only)
I don't know that I ever posted this, here. When I wrote it, I thought it would go viral among all the Baby Boomers... Apparently, though, the sexual revolution can't hold a candle to all the political revolutions that stir our hearts to rage and mutiny...
But a true story that's apropos to the post. Many, many years ago at the height of the first sexual revolution I'd entered college after Nam. I had an older friend down the road from the college, an independent mechanic in a big old metal quonset hut type building with a large, coal fired stove off to the side and an always full pot of coffee. He had a small group of even older friends that would stop by in the afternoons, get their coffee and sit in metal chairs circled around the old stove and tell great stories. I liked to stop by after class in the afternoons and try to sit in and hear the stories, though they always made me sit in the back row, which only had one chair-mine.
One afternoon, I happened to sit down as a few of the guys were talking about how this 'new fangled sexual revolution' hadn't effected them much and how long it had been since they'd even thought much about sex. Now it just so happened that I was taking a Psychology 101 course and the topic that very day had been human sexuality and age differences. So I spoke up with my newly achieved wisdom.
I related that my Psychology professor had just covered the topic and revealed that there was no reason on this Earth why people in their 60's, 70's, even 80's couldn't have just as much sex as they'd always had. One little old man in his early 80's turned to me and said, "Lad", he called me Lad even though I was a Nam vet, with a full beard, and in college, "Lad, have you ever seen an 80 year old woman with her clothes off?"
I had never heard such a racket of Hee-hawing, cackling, coughs, and hacking before and I thought a couple of them were going to fall off their chairs or have strokes. I learned a valuable lesson that afternoon around that old coal stove. I'm not sure what it was, but I learned.
Lad, indeed.
The other kind of 'hooch' I wasn't much of a fan of at that time in life. Lot's of brothers problems. Now I love cowboy coffee and Drambuie and a good single malt and an occasional tequila.
http://seniorhousingnews.com/2012/02/...
Two teenage boys, broke into their fathers medicine cabinet.
They wanted to get high and saw a bottle of viagra.
The two boys decided to equally split the 30 pills and each took 15, washed them down with their fathers light beer and turned on some porn.
They were discovered, and taken to the hospital and treated for 3rd degree burns to their hands.
Don King.
What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
They get taller.