Things I trust more than the current ‘transparent’ administration
• Jared Fogle to babysit my daughter
• Mexican tap water
• Criminals obeying gun laws
• D’nesh DiSouza needing psychiatric care
• Network news
• Sushi from 7-11
• Peaceful Muslims
• Obama quoting the Bible
• The Iran nuclear deal is good for America
• Al Sharpton paying his taxes
• Unicorns
• Jade Helm has nothing to do with martial law or intimidating Texans
• ISIS is just a nuisance
• #lovewins
• Bigfoot
• The IRS operates on a fair and impartial basis
• Anything Hillary Clinton says
• Bill Clinton in a cigar store
• An alligator with a PET ME sign
• Lois Lerner’s hard drive was accidentally melted down
• Unicorns
• A Michelle Obama school lunch
• Mexican tap water
• Criminals obeying gun laws
• D’nesh DiSouza needing psychiatric care
• Network news
• Sushi from 7-11
• Peaceful Muslims
• Obama quoting the Bible
• The Iran nuclear deal is good for America
• Al Sharpton paying his taxes
• Unicorns
• Jade Helm has nothing to do with martial law or intimidating Texans
• ISIS is just a nuisance
• #lovewins
• Bigfoot
• The IRS operates on a fair and impartial basis
• Anything Hillary Clinton says
• Bill Clinton in a cigar store
• An alligator with a PET ME sign
• Lois Lerner’s hard drive was accidentally melted down
• Unicorns
• A Michelle Obama school lunch
Anybody got a peanut?
(Somebody stop me; please)
The sky is a dome between us and heaven.
Stars are just holes in the dome.
The Earth is less than 7,000 years old.
Galileo is burning in Hell.
Newton's laws are just fairy tales.
And finally, the ultimate proof that what I believe is correct: That Einstein guy was so full of it that even he couldn't understand what he was talking about.
Bowe Bergdahl
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I only trust Cosplayers.
Things i would trust. Real Journalists but where does one find them. and at the head of the list picking one from the above? Bigfoot!
IRS? They can't even cash the check for the money I did owe and it's only been how many months? Three. As of today. Nor the fairy tale of the letter they sent me on June 3rd. But I'll trust the bill I get when they decide to fine me with interest.