In the spirit of weekend humor I offer the following thoughts from a twisted mind:
You can get just as drunk on water as you can on dry land.
Life is like a taxi ride -- the meter keeps on ticking whether you're getting anywhere or not.
An economist can take something you already know and make it confusing.
Inflation is when it takes all you've got to keep up with the losers.
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
Most liberals don't know what the right side of government is doing -- and don't know what the left is doing either.

I don't get the third one. :-)

Loved the Ruger one.

I needed a laugh a day after I finished doing my taxes.
I don''t think Ruger is laughing but I lkied all three.

Funnier than SNL for sure.

Thanks for the afternoon laugh. :)

Liked the clouds best. Thanks for the chuckle.

Thanks for the chuckle, don't know which is my favorite, the clouds or why women live longer. Tough one. Unfortunately the Ruger one is just...true.

You hear about the man that fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself?

Thanks! . we needed that! -- j

The new Ruger should be issued to all present and future elected Congressmen. In honor of their notion of equality.

Hilarious. My wife asked why I was sitting at my computer laughing!

Sorry, I pirated for Facebook...too good to pass up....sorry....really I am...

Nicely done! Gotta get me one of those Rugers - aren't they the ones that the salesman tells you they cost one price, but the guy on the register triples the price and tells you that you should have read the bill?

LOL

Too funny. Thanks for the laughs 😄