Joe Biden Releases Both E-mails Written While Vice-President
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — In what could be a prelude to a Presidential run in 2016, on Friday Joe Biden released to the public both e-mails that he has written while serving as Vice-President for the past six years.
Biden took pride in announcing that he had sent both messages from his official government e-mail address, adding, “I have nothing to hide.”
Minutes after the e-mails were released, the media pored over the treasure trove of materials, which offer a fascinating behind-the-scenes glimpse into Biden’s tenure as Vice-President.
The first e-mail, written to President Obama in December of 2009, asks about the time and place of the White House holiday party.
The second and last e-mail, written in May of last year, asks the President, “Is our Internet slow today? I’m trying to watch something,” followed by a frowny-face emoticon.
According to Biden’s records, the President did not respond to either e-mail.
Biden took pride in announcing that he had sent both messages from his official government e-mail address, adding, “I have nothing to hide.”
Minutes after the e-mails were released, the media pored over the treasure trove of materials, which offer a fascinating behind-the-scenes glimpse into Biden’s tenure as Vice-President.
The first e-mail, written to President Obama in December of 2009, asks about the time and place of the White House holiday party.
The second and last e-mail, written in May of last year, asks the President, “Is our Internet slow today? I’m trying to watch something,” followed by a frowny-face emoticon.
According to Biden’s records, the President did not respond to either e-mail.
Oh, yeah, I remember. He had to learn for teleprompters.
So he's that busy groping?
A truly brilliant satire worthy of a Will Rogers commentary on our political class.
Of course Joe biden is in a class all by himself and my vote must be reconsidered.
Would we be better of with an obvious idiot in the White House or should we elect another president who has absolutely no understanding of his or her responsibilities to the citizens of this nation?
Fred Speckmann
He wrote a WHOLE TWO EMAILS....WOW, how does one find the time.
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