Book of Genius

Posted by SpiritWoman 1 week, 1 day ago to Humor

Remember that line from the old Bob Seger song: "Night Moves", it was 'with all them closin' in?'

Here's some backwoods humor I found extremely funny, Rodney and Mitch conversing together.

By the way, that line I mentioned above? I didn't find out until a few weeks ago that it really was: 'with autumn closin' in'. I like my interpretation better.

SOURCE URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyclpOwWO_c

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Posted by allosaur 4 days, 15 hours ago

Me dino me gots BS (dot bee bachlor of seance jerbilism dergree) so eyes could work newpriint papers fer 7 years strait outta collage. .
To git det mo presteegus bachlor of art dergree me would hab ter take a ist ein foreign language. Me says no fair to dat!.
Me took a photographee coarse in Troy State's very own arts building fer freakin' cryin' out load!
So me neber misuses no mein sprecken Anglish no neber! And thet thar ain't no BS!

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  Posted by SpiritWoman 4 days, 12 hours ago
  
  I love a well educated man!
  
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    Posted by allosaur 4 days, 11 hours ago
    
    Aw, golly gosh dern! A-huck! A-huck! Shucks!
    
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Posted by Eyecu2 4 days, 5 hours ago

The one I will always remember is from the Eagles song take it easy. "Looking for a lover who won't blow my brother."

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  Posted by SpiritWoman 4 days, 5 hours ago
  
  I'd give a thumbs up but the content is...well, off-color!! How old were you, anyway?
  
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    Posted by Eyecu2 4 days, 5 hours ago
    
    I was about 10 or 12 when my little brothers sang it that way. As they were 7 to 9, it was an innocent mistake at the time. My dad cracked up and mom was scandalized. I didn't understand until a few years later.
    Of course, now it is all I hear.
    
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Posted by Olduglycarl 4 days, 5 hours ago

Now THAT's funny, Thanks

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Posted by Abaco 5 days, 10 hours ago

I enjoy mangling English routinely just to have fun. "Give me a bite of that sammich." "None of yre bizzzznaaaaz." On and on...my kids crack up when I do it.

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  Posted by SpiritWoman 5 days, 10 hours ago
  
  True! My brother and I as small kids loved it when dad would tell one of us to go get the monkey wrench! (I think there really is a wrench called a monkey wrench, isn't there?)
  
  But it was Monkey Wards that always got us giggling.
  
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Posted by starbird56 1 day ago

I'm an English instructor at a local college, so I see a lot of "interesting" essays. Recently, a student wrote that his ancestors came to America from Whales.

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  Posted by SpiritWoman 15 hours, 29 minutes ago
  
  Yes, well, that goes right along with my hypothesis (see topic: The Disorganization in Modern Scholarship Reflects the Disorganization and Chaos in Modern Culture).
  
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Posted by amhunt 3 days, 15 hours ago

Unbend your arms daddy!
I'm the loan danger!

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Posted by Commander 1 week, 1 day ago

As Grampa/Daddy/Uncle/Cousin said: Ain't from round hear, do yuh?

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Posted by SpiritWoman 1 week, 1 day ago

Rodney adds a line to 'Old Blue':

"I bred old blue to a dog named Green, and all of the pups were aquamarine!"

Them fellers ain't stupid!

Well, Old Blue was a coon hound, and you know them coon hounds have only one thing on their minds: coons! Mitch explains this.

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