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Suggested Trump nickname for Harris

Posted by volare737 4 months ago to Politics
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I would suggest that Trump assign Harris a new nickname…FLIIPPER!


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  • Posted by Steven-Wells 4 months ago
    First, a few leftover Kamala Jokes:
    Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) asked Amy Coney Barrett, "Since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors, or committed any physical or verbal harassment or assault of a sexual nature?"
    The correct answer is: "Who do I look like? Kamala Harris?!"

    Hirono should ask a related question to Vice-presidential hopeful Kamala Harris.
    "Senator Harris, have you ever used sex or sexual impropriety to gain any advantage in your political career?"
    Response: "Ummmm, this week?"

    Next, descriptive tag lines:
    The trench harpy from California
    The black creature from the DC lagoon

    From my California location where we go extra low:
    Looking at the picture of Kamala Harris, those have to be the whitest teeth Willie Brown has ever come across.

    Some actual quotes about Kamala:
    On Kamala Harris becoming Biden’s VP Pick: She’s AOC ‘Without the bartending experience’
    Senator John Kennedy (R-LA)

    "Kamala Harris is political flatulence."
    Greg Gutfeld

    She leaves you pining for the authentic maternal warmth of Hillary Clinton.
    (Long ago, TV's Andy Levy in turn described Hillary as "Richard Nixon without the charm")
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 months ago
    I was embarrassed by her fiasco. I take politics seriously. What do stupid women doing things I don't even understand and calling it entertainment hope to expect?
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  • Posted by $ splumb 4 months ago
    How about mattressback?
    Because she got where she is on her back.
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    • Posted by Steven-Wells 4 months ago
      Mattress-back leads a long list of descriptors in my collection:
      Headboard, Round-heels, Heels-up, Easy-virtue, Horizontal, Kneepad, Anybody's Harris.
      First name included: Komrade Kommula, Kommie Kamala
      Single words: Kamalhoe, Kameltoe, Kamaliar, Komma-lalala

      For Trump-suitable epithets, I endorse both Lyin’ and Flipper paired with either Kamala or http://Harris as socially acceptable.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 4 months ago
    A good name allows her supporters to hear it, and not think it is disgusting/wrong.

    That's why Kamal Toe and other such names didn't work.

    At the same time, it has to FIT enough, and is best if NOT USED before (Low Energy Jeb was a perfect example)

    Cacklin' Kamala.

    Instead of Flipper...

    Kommie Chameleon...
    If you can get the receiver of the message to ask "Does this fit?" and find the match on their own. it's perfect.

    it's why Weird is "Professional Grade" influencing. Probably Caldini or somebody.

    because each person can see their own concept weirdness (beard, married the wrong person, talks funny... Based on their internal definitions).

    It's a way of talking past the sale. I thank Scott Adams for recommending the books that helped me understand this better.
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