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California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Mean Memes

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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California Governor Gavin Newsom's crackdown on mean memes is bearing full freaky fruit. Yay boy! The Long Beach Police Department executed a raid today on a home and seized 2,000 "pure uncut memes."
Those memes were so mean that one rookie officer ran outside of that mean meme house vomiting. "He was horrified," a witness said, adding, "I should know because I was born into a middle class home in a neighborhood where all our proud of their lawns."
Be warned, OUC. This raid may well lead to taking down a much larger criminal internet meming cartel.
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SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/california-police-raid-seizes-over-2000-memes


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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Thanks for the warning and I can't wait for the New Improved View, the Feral Pigs will make more sense not to mention a whole lot more entertaining!
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      You are most welcome.
      Hope you appreciate that rabid sheeple (guys being rams) who wear the Yoke of the Woke may cancel my gas furnace before the winter months for proof of my favoring a constitutional republic over their wanna save democracy bleatings.
      Mind enslaved commies just plain hate MAGA patriots.
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      • Posted by $ Suzanne43 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        Good one. I’ll take the screaming feral pigs over the cast of The View anytime, but how you could tell the difference between the two is beyond me.
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        • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
          Beyond me too.
          Well, my only exposure to The View is watching something on Fox News and seeing a snippet of some outrageously stupid Schiff one or more of those feral pigs had to oink~~oops, I mean say.
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          • Posted by $ Suzanne43 1 month, 2 weeks ago
            Like you, the only time that I see The View are the snippets on Fox News, and even that is too much.
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            • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
              Gutfeld (on Fox News 9pm CT Mon-Fri) shows a photo of those feral pigs as the punchline for a joke almost every night.
              Me dino only watches the first 20-to-30 minutes of that hour long show because it gets kinda stale by then. Guess that's just me or whatever.
              My favorite for the funniest segment is the Friday Leftovers that comes on very close to the beginning Friday nights.
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  • Posted by fairbro 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Here in conservative central Kansas, the small city has one radio station and one newspaper (shrinking rapidly). KVOE plays rock from the 1960's and has a "Good News Friday" but every 30 minutes the calm is interrupted by the screaming feral pigs of "ABC News".

    Where can I get a radio that overrides the station and plays the Strauss Blue Danube Waltz every 30 minutes for 5 minutes?
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    • Posted by katrinam41 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      We are John Galt. Somewhere in the Gulch there is an inventor working on that idea, which will NOT be shared with anyone in the outside cesspool. Let us know when it's ready, whoever you are!
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      • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        I believe Ayn Rand's inspiration for the protagonist John Galt was none other than Nikola Tesla.

        “I don't care that they (Marconi) stole my idea, I care that they don't have any of their own” ― Nikola Tesla
        "The market will not allow free energy" ― Nikola Tesla
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