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California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Mean Memes

Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago to Humor
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California Governor Gavin Newsom's crackdown on mean memes is bearing full freaky fruit. Yay boy! The Long Beach Police Department executed a raid today on a home and seized 2,000 "pure uncut memes."
Those memes were so mean that one rookie officer ran outside of that mean meme house vomiting. "He was horrified," a witness said, adding, "I should know because I was born into a middle class home in a neighborhood where all our proud of their lawns."
Be warned, OUC. This raid may well lead to taking down a much larger criminal internet meming cartel.
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SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/california-police-raid-seizes-over-2000-memes


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  • Posted by fairbro 7 months ago
    Here in conservative central Kansas, the small city has one radio station and one newspaper (shrinking rapidly). KVOE plays rock from the 1960's and has a "Good News Friday" but every 30 minutes the calm is interrupted by the screaming feral pigs of "ABC News".

    Where can I get a radio that overrides the station and plays the Strauss Blue Danube Waltz every 30 minutes for 5 minutes?
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