What Dads Get For Father's Day VS. What They Actually Want

Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 3 days ago to Humor
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Appearing in my email on Father's Day, The Babylon Bee list begins with Dad getting a new set of power tools when what he wants is Mom to stop coming p with new home improvement projects.
The sidebar of Trending Articles shows that photo of "Big Guy" bumping foreheads with Commie Pope Francis, who should not have allowed our else-ways perverted so-called Catholic Abortionist-In-Chief to enter the Vatican in the first place. Study the photo. Since Senile Joe is mistaking the Unholy Father for vanilla ice cream, isn't Joey's mouth lined up to lick his nose?
And thank you, Bee, for calling trans swimming sports cheat Lia Thomas a "he" and not a "she."
Also sigh with relief for reading that Biden is busy protecting Pride murals from Russian ships that's off the Florida coast.
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