Galt's Gulch

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 months, 2 weeks ago
    Don't be like over-the-hill Bob. Me dino was once a Goodfellas fan. Now me dino refuses to watch any De Nada movies even from way back. Bet at least half the USA at least feels almost the same.
    Wish the devil was really so stupid. Psst! That's 999 upside-down.
    Hey, Slick Willy, me dino thinks Melania is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. As for that thing you get sleep with? BWAHAHA!
    The texting "Windows frozen" hubby, he must be married to AOC. Poor guy!
    Me ye olde dino bought the first Marvel comic book issue of Spiderman during the Sixties. That's his arm with that Raid can for those of you who also missed the Seventies TV show and the Marvel flicks to follow.
    Now that's my kinda Tinkerbell. Hell's bells! That's Tink from hell, y'all!
    Me dino gots a sayin' kinda in a way synonymous wid "Correlation Is Not Causation." That would be "Perception Is Everything." Me during my post corrections career learned that latter sayin' from a Wakenhut teacher me wid a class had to spend a week with before getting that security guard job. He explained that if you're looking down at something on a desk, someone may misconstrue you're eyes look shut because you are asleep. PSST! To get that job I had to qualify with a .38 revolver that shoots slighty to the left.
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    • Posted by Ben_C 6 months, 2 weeks ago
      But Slick Willie never had sex with Monica - right!
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 6 months, 2 weeks ago
        Way I heard it, Slick Willy got "inside her head" in the Oval Office. Having heard that, I read that a Secret Service agent saw Hillary throw a lamp at Slick after hearing about Monique.
        Think maybe that cackling witch stuck with Slick because she thought it would help with her own presidential ambitions. Since then she's grown so ugly I suppose she has no other place to go.
        Later I read a woman's account of Slick raping her across a desk (where I think but not sure) in a radio station office.
        When done Slick pointed at where he initially slapped her face and said that "Maybe you ought to put some ice on that,"
        Wasn't that an ever so thoughtful thing to say?
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