Biden Condemns Jesus For Rising Again On Trans Day Of Visibilty

Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago to Humor
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Because our Resident walks like Frankenstein's creation, he actually looks scary when he's so angry that he is just plumb out of his . . . uh, he has a mind?
In the original Frankenstein movie--not the Mary Shelly novel I read--Igor steals a criminal mind to be the creature's brain. That may explain the "Big Guy" perhaps.
Anyway, here is a portion of the complaint issued onto us by our Almighty Puppet-In-Chief of All These United States!!!
To wit~~
"Who does this Jesus think he is?" shouted an angry out of his whatever China Come BuyMe. "Today is about dudes becoming chicks and chicks becoming dudes, not dead people becoming alive! Come on, man!"
Click the link to read more of that old crooked sock puppet sounding more like himself.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-condemns-jesus-for-rising-again-on-trans-day-of-visibility


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