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Thanks To The Miracle Of The COVID Vacine, Our Really Real Doctor Jill Biden Has Tested Positive For ONLY A Second Time!

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago to Humor
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And what can be more wonderful than that? Be advised that all of Fake News instructs all to always refer to our glorious First Lady as "Doctor First Lady" on pain of being cancelled all the way to a placement on the FBI's domestic terrorist watch list. For you to be afraid. Very afraid.
Now you are instructed to click the link to read how our ingenious Dr. First Lady (aka our top lady's fashion icon, a leeching White House resident senior citizen's expert health care provider and America's most prestigious crime family contessa) conducted her very own diagnostic medical assessment to uncover another little oops for our most spectacular Big Pharma miracle cure.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/yep-ive-got-covid-says-dr-jill-biden-hitting-self-on-forehead-with-knee-hammer-thing

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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 3 months ago
    Covid is just freaking amazing.
    How smart is a virus that knows to crop up every presidential election year?
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
      Even after Orange Man Bad serves another term or is somehow (I hope not) destroyed, I'm willing to speculate that freaking amazing Covid will know to crop up every time there is a strong candidate running against "the democracy" the Jackass Party brays about wanting to save while doing their best to tear apart our constitutional republic.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 year, 3 months ago
    I do not believe she has COVID. I think this is part of the scam. I don't know anyone in my city that has presented with COVID. People are not wearing masks. N
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
      Me dino didn't think of that. +1 for you!
      As for that being a that, such Schiff could well be well be an attempt to instill fear and to make people more susceptible to locking down and turning to drop boxes and mail-in ballots just in time for another fraudulent election.
      Would (hey, ya better call her) DOCTOR First Lady the crime contessa of the Biden Family influence peddling shake-down rackets really be a party to that?
      Is Michelle a tranny married to a Marxist? Are the Clintons into Arkancide?
      Elder abuse had already netted DOCTOR Jill four years of vacationing with her dimwit when not living in the oh so prestigious White House.
      Why not with a family of scammers go along with yet another scam to steal four more years of vacationing with Sniffy Poo?
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  • Posted by term2 1 year, 3 months ago
    All I have to say is that with all the government interference in the whole COVID thing, over a million Americans "died" in some way connected with COVID. I say that shows how effective our government policies are, and how we might as well ignore them if they come back.
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 1 year, 3 months ago
    Remember, the CDC had to redefine the term "vaccine" after it became obvious that the experimental crap they wanted to force in all of us didn't stop the spread of Covid. When I was a kid, I got vaccinated against polio SO I DIDN'T CATCH POLIO. That is what a vaccine is...or at least, what it used to be.

    And how in Holy Hell can they think we'll fall for that "You stay up to date on your shots!" bullshit when it's obvious that it doesn't matter? Even if she doesn't really have it, it's still a real bad look.

    A Pox on all their houses. Hey...that's not a bad idea...
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    • Posted by $ Stormi 1 year, 3 months ago
      Multiple studies show the vaccine erases the immune system. so, if you did have polio shots, or m measles, or military shots, the body loses the history of those immunities. Thus we are seeing polio in NYC, measles in schools when kids were vaxed, but took the covid vax too, Hansons disease in the Fla. , and more. Covid was repeating as the spike proteins in vaxed continue to spread, they say for until the person dies. Is not depopulation their ral goal?
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
        Are they left wing loons? Such indoctrinated sheeple thinks depopulation is a good idea. Oh, to save Mother Earth and cute chipmunks from all of us hideous parasites, ya know.
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        • Posted by $ Stormi 1 year, 3 months ago
          Well, they do not Think! They follow like sheep. Then they assume depopulation means other people, not them nor their kids and grandkids. It is much like the Jews who figured they would not come for them. While they accept their acts wo;; Mother Earth, they also watch her being raped by the likes of Gmone pedophile Gates.
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 1 year, 3 months ago
    The woman is a moron, with a PHD in theory, "education." Her thesis as shown on Tucker, is not even grammatically correct, stats do not add up. She has no edcation in her ed degree, and certainly is not a scientist! She likely used a test strip, which tests only for covid2 per makers who defended themslves saying they were never given covid19 to use.We have had covid2 in our colds for decades. Remember, each vax and booster, containe the spike proteins, which spread clots and a virus throughout the body, expected to do so the life of the vaxed person. Tehey are petual spreaders of likely covid2, or;whatever CDC and Fauci cooked up. Dr. Jill has still not read the research study onmasks which I rad, sproting Dr. Fauci's name on it, 2008, he concluded masks to be "ineffective" against viruses!
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
      So how did that moron get her PHD? Oh! Oh! Me dino knows! Yeah, besides being a Democrat.
      Her name is Mrs. (YOUSE MUGS BETTER CALL HER DOCTOR NOW!!!) Dr. Joe Biden.
      Hey, y'all wanna bet Quid Pro Quo Sell-Out Traitor China Joe "Big Guy" of the Biden Crime Family can plagiarize his wife's thesis so Fake News will demand that we call him a doctor too?
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  • Posted by term2 1 year, 3 months ago
    I dont even listen or watch any of the Bidens, or the leftist democrats either. They are dead to me as they always have hidden agenas
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