CDC Annoounces Deadly New "Electionyearicon" Covid Variant

Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago to Politics

Wowee golly! Surprise! Surprise!
Besides our weaponized DOJ (now just an Obamanized arm of the Deep State) TDS indicting Orange Man Bad for everything but jaywalking (and maybe that comes next), the CDC again strives to ensure Trump can't beat another election fraud cheat.
The Babylon Bee and me dino must think alike.
First time I heard the CDC farting their Schiff about a new Covid variant that will make us mask up, go hide, lock down businesses and schools just in time for the election, I knew exactly what those libtarded greedy pigs were up to.
Besides raking in another fortune with their scare tactics, its primarily about dumping Trump in case he beats all the scattershot of flimsy indictments likely on appeal since he can't get a change of venue from those libtraded strongholds.
Wonder if the Bee writers read a book I have called "Presidential Takedown" subtitled "How Anthony Fauci, the CDC, NIH and the WHO Conspired To Overthrow President Trump."
Me the dino got my hands on that shortly after my most conservative of four brothers Christmas gifted me with both the book and the DVD "2000 Mules" by writer and director Dinesh D'Souza.
This same brother Christmas gifted me with the "Atlas Shrugged" DVDs that long story short intorduced me to Ayn Rand and led me to discovering this The Gulch now almost a decade ago.

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Posted by Thoritsu 1 year, 4 months ago

Never again. Never! No masks. No more "vaccines". No more.

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  Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Haven't heard of one case, yet here we are again.
  My first thought was Voter Fraud By Mail
  
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    Posted by Thoritsu 1 year, 3 months ago
    
    Right! Not one case.
    
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    Posted by allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
    
    That was my second thought.
    Due to that aforementioned DVD I watched and that book I read that came with it, me dino first thought of mules paid to stuff drop boxes.
    I'm certain every voter fraud shenanigan imaginable was used to protect the Deep State's sell-out interests from Orange Man Bad.
    
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      Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 3 months ago
      
      Including the Banana Republic tactic of arresting your political opposition.
      
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        Posted by Markus_Katabri 1 year, 3 months ago
        
        A Banana Republic in every way that matters. Except the cheap availability of bananas.
        
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        Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 3 months ago
        
        This can't go on.
        Our Federal Republic is worth saving.
        
        "The level of love and passion plus the level of hatred (of the Deep State) in this country is a very bad combination" -Donald J. Trump
        "Yes it is" -Tucker Carson
        
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  Posted by Markus_Katabri 1 year, 3 months ago
  
  The time may be coming when we drop the “N” from the N.A.P.
  
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    Posted by Thoritsu 1 year, 3 months ago
    
    I’m behind the times or something. What is N.A.P.?
    
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      Posted by allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
      
      Maybe this for dropping the "non."
      https://www.bing.com/search?q=n.a.p.+...
      
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        Posted by Thoritsu 1 year, 3 months ago
        
        That makes sense. I know the principle well, but haven't used the acronym yet.
        
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  Posted by bobsprinkle 1 year, 3 months ago
  
  No more vaccines for me either. 2 Modernas and a booster. No problems I could tell. But I did have a mild case of covid. Meds cleared it up. Don't know about this "variant". But I now have natural immunity for "something". I'll run with what I got. I have made it to 76 yr old so far.
  
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    Posted by Thoritsu 1 year, 3 months ago
    
    Three Pfizer for me. No reactions
    
    Then got a mild case (I suspect they are all relatively minor, unless you were in jeopardy from the flu. . Minor symptoms. My wife (nurse) convinced me to try Paxovid to speed up recovery. Now, I have an absolute gut of steel. I NEVER get sick, and can eat anything. Wasp stings disappear in a few hours. I don't even get poison ivy. That stuff made me as sick as a dog! Burning hut, mouth felt like I was chewing on steel wool and battery acid. One pill was it. Never doing that crap again. Turns out my GP had similar reactions.
    
    From here on, I'm counting on my immune system, which we all might have benefited from in the first place. We never needed to do anything. Could have left the world open, and been just fine.
    
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      Posted by bobsprinkle 1 year, 3 months ago
      
      I took the Paxlovid for my mild covid case. No problems. we're all different.
      
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        Posted by Thoritsu 1 year, 3 months ago
        
        Yeah, not sure what the percentages are. Probably like cilantro.
        
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Posted by BobCat 1 year, 4 months ago

I hear that this “new variant” is also known as BS 24-7.

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  LOL! My first thought after reading your reply is "Damn good name for it."
  
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Posted by ycandrea 1 year, 4 months ago

I love The Babylon Bee!

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Think you can tell I do.
  
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Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year, 4 months ago

I loved the announcement about a 14% increase in covid hospitalizations. First, that's a SMALL percentage increase for a DECENT number (100 now 114). But imagine the rounding when you have less than 10 people. And you add one. OMG it's a 14% increase.

Oh, and it's not more deadly. And they cannot tell if it is more infectious...

I simply assume it is all lies of some kind!

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Posted by AJAshinoff 1 year, 4 months ago

It is just transparent isn't it. No humor.

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  You're right! You moved me to again read article the Bee wrote and realized it is as humorless as what I wrote.
  So I just changed the category from Humor to Politics since there's no category for political scams (such as again undermining the next POTUS election) and/or greedy tyrannical behavior.
  
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Posted by Markus_Katabri 1 year, 3 months ago

I’m sure the MULES will be allowed to go about their business. As they are consider essential.

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
  
  They will only wear masks at drop boxes to thwart
  city surveillance cameras and stationed video makers aligned with D'Souza who recorded Mule activity for 2000 Mules.
  
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Posted by BCRinFremont 1 year, 4 months ago

The new strain of Disinformatis Bidensis was discovered by the folks at F A Duck University. Quack, Quack!

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Posted by Stormi 1 year, 4 months ago

The CDC is part of the globalist agenda, they will tell people to get another shot, with the goal of depopulation. Look how many are still dying form the erased immunes systems, blood clots, heart damage and increased cancer incidence caused by their prior advice. They helps make the virus in the first place. They are the left hand of globalism. And how many children have lost the immunity from earlier schools shots when the immune sys. was damaged from covid19 shots, samde with military personnel and loss of their prior shot immunityies? Now we have TB, measles, mumps, Hansons Disease, and polio showing up, because of them.

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Greed combined with a globalist lunatic libtarded genocidal agenda. All sociopaths.
  
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Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago

Ran into this while deleting spam from my email just now. Here is a Jesse Watters article with a video telling us among other things that there are more people in the hospital due to falling down than for catching any kind of Covid.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbar...

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Posted by pixelate 1 year, 3 months ago

I will go to jail before walking through the arbitrary motions of masking and lockdowns.
Never again.

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Posted by Owlsrayne 1 year, 3 months ago

CDC and government employees will go back to wearing useless masks. If they knew if they took off masks outside in the fresh air is loaded with plant and tree pollen, various fungi spores, and various other flotsam.

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