I read this and thought it had to be from The Bee. But no, it wasn't. it looks like a real news story. And after I read the first paragraph (included below, emphasis mine) I couldn't decide whether to laugh, cry, or look up Dr Kevorkian in my Rolodex (for the old timers out there).

From cnn.com: "The Supreme Court on Thursday blocked Purdue Pharma from going forward with bankruptcy proceedings, which the Biden administration has called an “unprecedented” arrangement that would ultimately offer the Sackler family broad protection from opioid-related civil claims."

So here we have the Biden mafia shocked--shocked, Rick--that someone would be offered a deal that includes virtual blanket immunity from future stuff.

Irony, thy name is Biden.