Don't know why Ben Carson kept sending me 50-cent coins I've placed in a container with a few scattered about my PC desk for paper weights. Me dino never sent back a donation of even one red cent.
He must have got my name from the GOP, who still sends me donation requests. though I quit donating due to RINO behavior since Obama's first term.
Anyway, I picked up one of those coins and said, "Heads I'll call this story "News." "Tails I'll call it "Humor." Flipped, it came up Heads.