Cakifornia Bans Spanish Over Nouns Having Only Two Genders
We shoulda seen this coming!
Si, si, Latino sen-persons, it's bigoted of you to speak a language of only masculine and feminine nouns.
Click the link to learn how always so sharp with such a slick-down noggin Governor Newsom discovered discovered the Spanish language's horrific use of gendered terminology.
That discovery led to California state troopers enforcing the new law across the state, starting with hurtful noun-abusing Mexican restaurants.
On the bright side, San Francisco will still act as a sanctuary city for illegal immigrants. Just don't speak no freakin' Spanish!
Si, si, Latino sen-persons, it's bigoted of you to speak a language of only masculine and feminine nouns.
Click the link to learn how always so sharp with such a slick-down noggin Governor Newsom discovered discovered the Spanish language's horrific use of gendered terminology.
That discovery led to California state troopers enforcing the new law across the state, starting with hurtful noun-abusing Mexican restaurants.
On the bright side, San Francisco will still act as a sanctuary city for illegal immigrants. Just don't speak no freakin' Spanish!
