My New Favorite Language Manipulation

Posted by $ rainman0720 1 year, 6 months ago to Humor
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I wanted to keep this light; there are far too many bastardizations of the English language to list, and a huge number of them are somber or serious in nature. I wanted to share one I just saw that made me laugh.

I keep thinking back to jokes I heard when I was a kid (and that was a long time ago) when someone took a swan dive off a very high building and, well, he didn’t live to tell us about his experience. I remember two possible causes of death that the coroner could list: “Concrete Poisoning” and “Sudden Deceleration Trauma”.

Then this shows up foxnews.com a few minutes ago:



SpaceX's Starship — the biggest and most powerful rocket ever built — blasted off from the southern tip of Texas on Thursday morning.

However, just minutes later and awaiting stage separation, it experienced a failure — what SpaceX livestream hosts described as a "rapid unscheduled disassembly."



“Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly”?

Still laughing...
SOURCE URL: https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/spacex-launches-starship-biggest-rocket-ever-built


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