Doctors Report Startling Rise In Testicular Injuries Among Women

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 8 months ago to Humor
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Because trans activist groups have come out in full force against anyone who DARES to say women cannot have testicles that can be injured, Boston College's Institute of Sports Medicine has admitted that, heck, they cannot determine what has led to a sudden rise in female athlete testicular injuries.
"What a puzzle!" they so helplessly sobbingly cried, since men can cry like women now.
Making it mandatory that all who participate in female sports should wear protective cups between their legs is now under serious consideration.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/testicular-injuries-skyrocketing-among-women-athletes


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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 year, 8 months ago
    When is this madness going to cease. A man can't be a woman. A woman can't be a man. You are delusional if you accept any other choices. I fear for the foolishness going on in this world today.
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    • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 year, 8 months ago
      Okay so we burned our bras in the 60's. I think some man decided women needed bras and invented that torture to punish women for being beautiful. I am 86 years old in less than a week and I still hate them.
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  • Posted by VetteGuy 1 year, 8 months ago
    Society is in a sad state, when it takes a double-take to see that a headline is from a satire website!

    It's gotta be hard working at the Babylon Bee and trying to think of a headline more outrageous than the actual news!
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    • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 year, 8 months ago
      More than once I didn't realize it was humor and read it before I checked it out. I was upset a couple of times. Now I check all the time. You are so correct.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 8 months ago
      Me an old dino this month turned 76 never thought I'd live to see so much dire insanity being tolerated, approved of and even cheered on by the Jackass Party.
      If ten years ago someone had predicted that Women's Lib would approve of trans women being allowed to ruin women's sports, I would have scoffed at so weird an idea.
      That notion would not have even struck me as funny for being so stupid. Now look where we are.
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  • Posted by mhubb 1 year, 8 months ago
    as Tucker Carlson pointed out
    these trans fools are angry at God
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    • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 8 months ago
      They have persuaded themselves that things which are literally impossible are possible. They live in an imaginary world and they are mad that the world won't change to accommodate their delusion.

      This is intrinsically linked to the high rate of suicides in that community. Suicide is a product of despair/hopelessness and it becomes a viable course of action after realizing that they can never get what is impossible. What many don't realize is that the situation is a false dichotomy in and of itself: reality continues to exist and one can choose to abandon one's delusions in favor of reality rather than despair because reality won't change. I find it incredibly hypocritical and tragic that these individuals are told by their "support" group that it is the responsibility of the world to change to accommodate them. They promote a lie on top of a lie and it leads to the type of mental illness such as that which happened yesterday.
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      • Posted by $ 1 year, 8 months ago
        Recall a college professor who during the late Sixties told his class with glazed over eyes, "How do we know that our lives are really real instead of a dream?"
        Told a room mate what that professor had said. I laughed when my room mate said, "Why don't we shove his face into a pile of cow shit and ask him if that is really real?"
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