Hunter Biden Relieved As FBI Raiders Bypasses His House On Way To Mar-A-Lago

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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High-level Chinese asset and sex-trafficker Hunter Biden big time breathed a sigh of relief as a FBI raiding team passed by his West Pal Beach vacation home to raid Donald Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago.
"Whew! Thought they had me for a minute there," Hunter sighed before going back to smoking crack with a hooker on a pile of cash freshly delivered by Chinese agents. "Glad the FBI is still working for my Dad."
Unverified is a leak about a criss-crossing mix-up about the arrival times of the FBI raiders and another FBI team that came to plant "evidence."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-breathes-sigh-of-relief-as-fbi-raid-team-passes-by-his-house-on-way-to-mar-a-lago?mc_cid=216d50435f&mc_eid=5af0f3f340


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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 4 months ago
    I bet FBI is amassing evidence on Hunter to blackmail his Dad to not run again. As well, J6 was a flop so they need something new to stack up for the midterm October surprise. They'll create some type of super triple felony of stealing documents to hide his crimes, sabotage the J6 committee, and thwart the Destructocrats from murdering the truth.
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