SCOTUS Restroom Signs To Be Gender-Neutral~~All In preparation Of KBJ's Arrival

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago to Humor
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This shall be done before Biden's affirmative action appointee Ketanji Brown Jackson takes over retiring Stephen Breyer's seat on the Supreme Court.
Because KBJ qualified for her job despite telling Congress she does not know what a woman is, restroom sign reparations are required so she does not get confused when she needs to go "powder her nose."
Evidently, the poor thing was not taught the most basic things about biology during her pre-lawschool schooling.
Therefore, Conservative are calling for KBJ to recuse herself from all cases involving women.
Yes, how could this woman justly serve justice to women when she does not even know what she is?
That's only fair, y'all! That's only fair!.
Yikes! My enslaving Yoke of the Woke has just pinched me dino's neck for using improper pronouns!
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago
    I think I'll just throw up! N
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    • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago
      It gags me the think a woman doesn't know if she is a woman. I am 100% female and don't get in my way! I am 85 years old and this disgusts me! I've buried my hero husband and his son and my daughter in law. My newest daughter in law is suffering from cancer and may be terminal. My veteran son is disabled and deaf on oxygen 7/24.My only sibling is dead. Her husband, a Major in the U. S. Army, was killed in Viet Nam leaving five orphaned children. I was my sister's guardian. This woman(?) elected to the Supreme court can kiss my ass!
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      • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
        But, but, but it's color of skin affirmative action.
        Just before I retired from the Alabama Department of Corrections back during 2003, a goofball black officer beat out a hard-nosed by the book white officer (both of whom I knew very well for almost all of 21 years) when both applied for a sergeant promotion.
        For example, when officers were locking down a yard, you'd always see that black officer engage in conversation with an inmate he was supposed to be shooing into a cell block or a dorm.
        He was often just as helpful in a number of other ways me dino won't go into.
        Yes my comrades, affirmative action is only fair when skin color beats content of character.
        My affirmative example took place about two decades before the Marxist professor-created Woke Movement started to instruct us peeps perceived as simpletons with that all white people be bad kinda Schiff.
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        • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago
          I served on three Grand Juries in my county. Once the Sheriff thought we should visit the 6 prisons in our county if we were going to send people there and as I tried to enter a particular prison, they stopped me and said, "You can't go in.' Everyone looked at me like I had a disease and I said, :Why not?' The answer came back. 'Your husband is inside. Wait until he comes out.' He was a Lt. with the Sheriff's Office. We couldn/t both be in the same prison at the same time. Picky picky. The Sheriff got a big kick out of this.
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          • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago
            When I visited one prison, I met a young man who was an accomplished pianist. He played by ear! I asked, 'What are you in for?' He said, "Murder, but I'm getting released next month.' I told him to call me. He did. He was the best Receptionist I ever had at my clinic. Sweet boy.
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            • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
              During my 21 years as a corrections officer, I found some of the best inmates for not giving me trouble were murderers, providing they weren't psychos or sociopaths.
              These are people who flee fatal accidents drunk or sober, loses their temper over something such as a cheating spouse and uses a gun, gets into a physical fight and kills somebody or just had bad luck that made an inmate responsible for a death.
              The worst were generally thieves with no respect for other people who continue to be thieves when incarcerated.
              One time around 1983 or 1984, I was in uniform coming home from work at night and getting out of my car to enter a convenience food when I heard someone call out, "Hi, Officer (dino)."
              I peered into a a dark alley to see three human forms standing within. I was not about to get overly curious. I just said "Hi!" back and stepped into the store.
              When I bought what I wanted and came out, I looked over my shoulder into that alley. Those three guys were gone.
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