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Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To Prison Despite YEARS of Faithful Service To World Leaders

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago to Humor
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Sentenced to prison for 20 whole years?!! Oh, the shock!! Oh, the horror!!!
"For decades!--for decades, I say!" proclaimed a spokesman fro her defense team. "For decades Maxwell served the needs of American presidents, countless politicians, U.S. Intelligence and even British royalty!"
"Such truth has never been spoken! Life ain't fair, y'all! It jess ain't fair! " decried an anonymous spokesman for the highly respected Clinton Crime Foundation. "Listen, y'all! We ask everyone to respect the privacy of the many rich and powerful men who used her excellent service over the many years."
"Please," whoever the hell that was added with a broken voice due to sobbing, "allow all those great, such great, great men the dignity of grieving this injustice without harassment."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-to-prison-in-spite-of-years-of-faithful-service-to-nations-leaders?mc_cid=5fbadfab68&mc_eid=5af0f3f340


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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years, 5 months ago
    She’s got to have one hell of a dead man’s switch or she’d already be dead. If she’s suicided I bet we never get to see the body. She will be Ken Layed.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 5 months ago
    20 years? She'll be lucky to survive for 20 days before her Arkancide.
    She should realize that and try to take out the murderers (by providing evidence of their crimes) before they take her out.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago
    They sent the wrong one to jail. The good old boys and girls won't spend one day in jail.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
      She reportedly rounded up all those under-aged girls and assisted with what me dino has seen repeatedly written up as "sexual abuse." I'd call that repeated rapes suffered by countless girls.
      Now if Maxwell could survive prison long enough to get someone to ghostwrite a book naming names~especially of those who help to fund all that criminality~I'd have no problem with her cutting a deal to shorten her sentence.
      Released, she'd likely get whacked anyways.
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      • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years, 5 months ago
        She should be singing like a canary. The very fact that she isn’t is indicative that there exists some sort of “deal”.
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        • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
          Interesting.
          Think that would involve a big promised $$$ payoff or money already in the bank, a trust fund, whatever.
          Or a threat. Maybe both.
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          • Posted by $ splumb 2 years, 5 months ago
            Big $$$ payoff? What for?
            Her father was a gazillionaire; she must be loaded.
            Now threats, I can believe. I read somewhere she had former Brit military guarding her when she was arrested. She wouldn't need them to keep her safe from the cops.
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            • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
              Me dino did not know her father was big time loaded.
              OK, threats. She has/had a cellmate who said someone tried to bribe her into killing Maxwell.
              Me dino worked in a prison for 21 years.
              So I'm speculating that cellmate could not figure how to get away with it. Or she is just not a killer.
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              • Posted by $ splumb 2 years, 5 months ago
                Yup, daddy was Robert Maxwell, the media mogul.
                I hadn't heard that story about her cellmate, but I'm not surprised.
                You'd think anyone who hired former military for protection would have dead man switches set up all over the planet.
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                • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
                  Me dino a retired Alabama Corrections Officer of 21 years was surprised to learn Maxwell wasn't in a one-person cell.
                  Alabama prisons have a protective custody unit for inmates under threat from the general inmate population.
                  Some PC inmates are what other inmates call "baby rapers."
                  Me dino recalls one who fatally messed up a little girl's intestines by raping her.
                  The scumbag was always scowling at correction officers as if we were somehow the blame for his situation.
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                  • Posted by $ splumb 2 years, 5 months ago
                    Considering it's a life sentence of a slow death for the victims, I feel the "baby rapers" belong in the general population, knowing full well what would happen to them.
                    It's justice.
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                    • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
                      Me dino considers such heartless scum as beneath contempt.
                      Unfortunately, such scum comes with parents who can sue for megabucks should their darling junior get killed or seriously injured because he was not protected.
                      This ain't back in the days when prison guards could beat the hell out of someone such as in that "The Green Mile" flick.
                      Me dino was taught at the Selma academy that it was the Civil Rights Movement that inspired inmates to litigate or why it became required to open an academy in the first place.
                      Gone are the days when a prison would hire just anyone off the street, give him a uniform and a stick and tell him to follow a shift supervisor's orders.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 2 years, 5 months ago
    Everyone in the Demoncrat system is expendable. The movement progresses (actually regresses) no matter how many of its adherents are bulldozed in the process.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
      As long as their party can obtain and cling to more power, that system finds that whatever collateral damage it takes to pull that off as acceptable.
      For example, the horrendous deaths, sex traffic even of children, rapes, robberies and other crimes wreaked by flooding the southern border with
      illegals (and the deadly fentanyl that's gushing in with it) is perfectly acceptable as long as that harvest of a million or more new voters creates their dreamed-of Jackass Party prize of one party rule.
      Imagine the horrific obey or anyone is expendable tyrannical government I'm convinced that shall lead to.
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 2 years, 5 months ago
    Pedophile Island and the Lolita Express was common knowledge among the Elite for three decades, at least.
    The only surprising part is Epstein and Maxwell were ever charged at all.
    Epstein is not dead. That, you can take to the bank. Maxwell is next up for the magical suicide trick.
    Maybe this was how the diabolical duo planned to escape the ever increasing heat of the pitifully few remaining honest reporters.
    What money can buy, is only limited by your imagination.
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