"Guns Should Not be In The Hands Of The Mentally Unstable," Says A Senile Man With Nukes

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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C'mon, man! Just read this~~ruh-read the~~read the~~where am I?~~what am I doing here?~~who, who am I?~~For the love of God! Don't shoot assault pistols with high-powered 9mms! One shot can blow a lung clean out of your body! No, play your record players. You there behind that curtain. You always tell me what to do. Where are my codes? The codes! Where's me precious codes, Jack?"
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