99.9% Americans Support Sending Mitt Romney To Fight In Ukraine

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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Well, that's far better than sending our grown kids with much more to live for to go do it.
Anyhoo, unlike The Babylon Bee, the once prestigious New York Times expects you to believe all the silly Schiff they publish.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 9 months ago
    I like the idea of sending Mitt Romney to the Ukraine but I would require him to tuck his son who is a Director of a Ukranian Corporation under his arm. They are both traitors. Also Kerry and his kid, Pelosi and her kid, and of course HUnter Biden and his dad.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 9 months ago
      You just caused me to remember a Branco cartoon. Putin and Biden are considering a hand grenade that says World War III on it.
      Smiling, Sleepy Joe reaches for the pin while saying, "What's this thingie?"
      How does this relate? I'm thinking if Joe the Schmo ever entered a combat zone, he would find a way to die of stupidity.
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      • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 9 months ago
        Or he might find a way to murder everyone on "his" team.
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        • Posted by $ 2 years, 9 months ago
          Our Puppet-In-Chief would do that for following the orders of the secretive handlers he keeps saying he "does not want to get in trouble with."
          That senile twit following the orders of radical ding-a-lings is how people got killed and left behind in Afghanistan.
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          • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 9 months ago
            Sooner or later, this peace-craze will blow over. We'll get back to a more constitutionalist like life then. For a while.

            Yes in Vietnam too. Idiots wearing ties in a room making untimely battlefield decisions, killing Americans. Billary, Benghazi, too drunk to make a good decision.

            Bill, her nemesis, was on the golf course teeing off, meanwhile jets were on the carrier deck burning fuel screaming to be set free to go kill Bin Laden. Clinton would not answer Sandy Berger. He said nothing. The day wore on, the window of opportunity was lost. Clinton had a shot to kill Bin Laden. He was more concerned with his grassy hole.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 9 months ago
    You can imagine my heartbreak when I saw this was satire. Anyway I can think of a couple of platoons to send.
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    • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 9 months ago
      I can think of an army of 535 people to drop into the Donbas with an umbrella for protection. That's one umbrella for all of them. Just to watch them fight over it.
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      • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 9 months ago
        Add all the fedgov management level 'public servants' in the DC area and everyone employed to corrupt said servants.
        Unfortunately that still wouldn't insure the permanent punishment of the guilty,
        nor the proof of guilt and example needed to stop power hungry replacements from appearing.
        Only justice via trial and crippling the power of the fedgov will do that.
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        • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 9 months ago
          Yes you're right. How about a long well with a meat grinder at the bottom with really slow-turning gears. Located inside the Capitol building, with a 24/7 CSPAN camera running. Catch them lying, stealing, raping, killing, toss them in the well. Live TV announcements primetime for dinner viewing entertainment. Sell the product in the grocery store under Politician, ground, 85% pork, 15% fat. Every 4th of July it's given away for free for picnics. It's the Soylent Green New Deal. Eat the politicians.
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