"Execute Order 66!" Ron DeSantis Orders Execution Of All Disney Mascots

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago to Humor
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As the righteous slaughter commenced, Micky, Donald and Goofy fled into the wilderness about Disney World where Goofy was eaten by an alligator.
Hope the gator just doing its thing did not get really sick. You have to admit most Disney toonish characters are creepy freaks of nature if you really want to think about it.
Moderate Members of the Florida legislature questioned if their governor's motives were power-crazed. Nevertheless, they all had to admit that their state is now a safer place to raise children.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/execute-order-66-says-cloaked-ron-desantis-ordering-the-execution-of-all-disney-mascots


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