Biden's Teleprompter Resigns In Disgust

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago to News
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On this special day of April 1, 2022, I, his Excellency Dino Allosaurus Philosoraptor Esquire BS, hereby states to those who, when I started to display some Babylon Bees, opined that my most noble
prehistoric personage did not know hard news from satire.
Well, me dino would like them to know that I fully completely believe that teleprompters are sentient beings who do not like their genders assumed. And to that me dino would like to add~~Nyah!
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 8 months ago
    How did you achieve your BS, Excellency? It must have taken a long time...

    Now the libs are having discussions about banning satire, because they dumbed people down so bad they can't tell the difference between hard news and satire.

    Satire is one of the last greatest things we have to smash looters with. Please don't take it away!
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 8 months ago
      It DID take me a long time. My grades at Troy State University reflected my not know what the hell I wanted to do. I got suspended.
      While suspended, I got drafted.
      When I got on the bus, a fellow conscript fearfully asked the Dothan, Alabama, draft lady, "Mrs. Kennedy, are they still taking Marines?"
      To which Mrs. Kennedy replied, "Don't worry, they haven't taken Marines for a whole month."
      When we got to that base in Montgomery, we heard an Army lieutenant say, "Well, it's the end of the month when we take Marines."
      Me dino was one of five selected from a full Greyhound bus load. Worry wart wasn't but I bet he had a big scare.
      Fortunately, the Marines only needed admin clerks and supply clerks so I did not need to go get killed for political bullSchiff.
      Never got out out of the Carolinas and made corporal under meritorious conditions. Did okay but i couldn't wait to get out of bondage, though.
      Two years later I'm back at Troy again wondering what the hell subjects to take. That's when Troy opened a journalism school.
      Aha! I knew one thing I really liked to do was write. I was a newspaper reporter for seven years.
      Then stuff happened and I had to make a career change. At least I'm retired with a pension now.
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      • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 8 months ago
        My Dad was drafted into the Army. He escaped being sent to Vietnam by 3 weeks. He did 2 years in Fort Sill, OK. Learned to use a theatellite, create maps, plot artillery coordinates. Told me as a little boy you are never going into the military. I respect what our military does for us. It didn't stop me from wanting to join the Air Force and fly warplanes. But my vision stopped that. So I fly a 1946 Aeronca Champion for fun. I make machine gun noises with my lips when I fly. Haha.
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        • Posted by $ 2 years, 8 months ago
          Reminds me of . . . me. And I don't even fly airplanes.
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          • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 8 months ago
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DFUA...

            Tail of a Tiger, 1984. Some one digitized it and the quality isn't too good. But it's a cute story. If you feel like putting your tail up and watching a shorter movie.
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            • Posted by $ 2 years, 8 months ago
              Me dino went to the end and saw the kid fly a biplane unless gramps had controls in the back seat.
              That jarred a forgotten memory. During the Seventies a friend took me up in a more modern monoplane side-by-side two-seater and let me fly it around for a little while. I made it go left and right and up and down. Of course, I didn't land it. Throughout my 75 years, I've repeatedly heard that landing is the hardest part.
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              • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 8 months ago
                Yeah gramps had it. The story was about a kid who wanted to fly, who built model planes, a daydreamer. He finds this old cranky hermit man in an abandoned hangar with a broken Tigermoth biplane and a broken heart because he crashed his plane and never would try again. The kid inspires the old man to restore it (get off his Emotional ass and Objectively do something) and they restore it together. Then they fly it. The End.

                I'm glad you got to fly a little. My Dad took me up when I was 8. That's when I got bitten by the flying bug. Took me until 30 to get a license. Took me until 49 to buy my 1946 Champ.

                Sorry OP not really about teleprompter and liars (Biden). But teleprompters look like a glass cockpit. But pilots and glass cockpits tell each other the truth, otherwise they crash and burn.

                If only Liars would crash and burn.
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                • Posted by $ 2 years, 8 months ago
                  Should the Liar-In-Chief survive such a crash and burn, he would say it was all Putin's fault.
                  Then again if he got killed, 2024 presidential candidate Cackles Clinton would say Trump's Russian collusion did it.
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                  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 8 months ago
                    Cackles Clinton needs to be smothered to death under a pile of Chippendales. Cacklea Harris needs a lesson taught. Strap a 20 pound block of C4 to her rack and put a timer on it so she can watch it count down. Then she will understand the Significance of the Passage of Time.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 2 years, 8 months ago
    I read that Bee "apology" on April 1, noting that date, and lmao. My apologies for shortening the English language to an abbreviation. Properly, that should state Laughing My Ass Off. There. I feel much better now.
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    • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 8 months ago
      It doesn't hurt to keep up on the young's text-speak. We still need to know what the hell they are saying. When we are in hospital beds they will be taking care of us, hopefully. We better be nice to them.
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      • Posted by katrinam41 2 years, 8 months ago
        Mine will, if they are still alive. If I make it that far. With the change to Title IX just signed into law, all of us here in the Gulch can now be arrested for a thought crime. Everyone I know is in that category. Herr Dictator Bidumb made it official n without any kind of input or vote, so young zombies will do their duty without caring about or even knowing about right and wrong.. Move over, Ragnar. Make room on your wanted poster.
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        • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 8 months ago
          Bi-dumb!! If there's a social credit system, everyone in here is getting a minus 800 score. Or we could see who has the most negative score, as a virtue.
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