OORAH! OORAH! Fightin' Woke Ain't No Joke! OORAH!

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago to Humor
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In the face of the WAR in the Ukraine, our best in the world bravest of the brave Armed Forces must ramp up on Diversity and Inclusion Training.
"If we are to go toe-to-toe with Russia, we need to wield our most powerful weapon: Diversity!" General Mark Milley boldly bellowed squeaks at reporters while waiting for his fresh manicure to dry. "So~Oowee! Oowee!~starting today~Oowee!~our top priority is to make all Marines, airmen, seamen, soldiers and space force cadets complete our mandatory whiteness and gender studies training. Oowee!"
"Oowee goowie, yeah," President Joe Buyhim mimicked before voicing support of the Yoke Of Woke inclusivity directive, emphasizing unity, diversity and hating anyone who thinks differently.
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SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/americas-armed-forces-ramp-up-inclusiveness-training-in-face-of-looming-war-in-ukraine


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  • Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 9 months ago
    Once again you have to ask yourself is this sarcasm
    Or today’s reality

    “Anything going woke turns to shift” #45
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 9 months ago
      Me dino would say it's toady's reality.
      Kiss up Gen. Milley has placed the enslaving Woke Yoke upon all of our American military forces.
      Why? He has Schiff for brains, mindlessly following orders just like our Puppet-In-Chief has repeatedly admitted that he does not want to "get in trouble" with some mysterious Puppeteers we never get to see.
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