Biden Considers Starting World War III To Distract From Domestic Failures

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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"C'mon, man!" Biden huffed when asked about that, stepping away from a hot mic that still picked up his mutterings. "Of course, I need a war, you stupid son of a bitch!"
"It'll be great!" Joint Chief of Staff Chairman General Milley proclaimed, happily fluttering his hairy eyebrows. "Everyone likes a good war, right? Certainly everyone I know--all the generals and defense contractors and Washington elites--they all love a good war. $Ka-ching!$-baby-$Ka-ching$!!! It's a win-win!"
"And," Jen Sockme said, "it'll be nice to talk about another failed war for a change."
"It's a very sound policy," also added a confidential source, who hid in a jackass costume that stood on its hind legs. "When the nukes start flying and half of Europe is in flames, who's going to care about a little inflation or a shortage of COVID tests?"
Asked about half the USA if not half the whole world also being left in flames, the jackass said while walking away. "Hey, Jack! Don't be feeding me that malarkey about--about the--the thing, you stupid son of a bitch!"
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-considers-starting-world-war-iii-to-distract-from-domestic-failures


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  • Posted by $ Abaco 2 years, 11 months ago
    Yeah...not a good joke. Too close to the truth... Could this ignoramus get us into WWIII with China and Russia?
    ......don't answer that. I want to sleep tonight.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 11 months ago
      Take comfort in knowing that the Puppet-In-Chief has at least three times stated that "I don't want to get in trouble" with some mysterious somebodies, who would normally be beneath the top executive rank of a POTUS.
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