And I thought I was inarticulate!

I think you are short selling Gabby Johnson's ability to communicate. ;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYY3S...

I can translate that particular Buy-dem communique, too.
" My fellow Americans, F$%^ You.
god bless america.(mumbled)"

Was that, that Gabby Johnson? ! (Gary?)

Anyway, from a recent Spectator UK-
During the term of UK Prime Minister Blair (so sincere he could weep on call),
there was a gov campaign to cut red tape and bureaucratic requirements on business. The Minister in charge after talking with big business said he was stunned to find that big business was not interested.

We could have told him that, big business loves gov controls, they make it hard for small business while they have less competition and can raise prices to more than cover extra costs.