LMFAO!
I've the privilege of being addressed as Captain within maritime circles. I hold no licensure or certificate. The honorary bestowed upon me has been due to my approach to maritime endeavor. Preparedness.
I've copied the long version, and will be distributing to my friends who have substantial commercial seafaring experience, under the title: Waterworld or The Boat That Wouldn''t Float?
If you're not familiar with the latter, this was a parody written by Farley Mowatt.

What a way to kick off a day!

From the short article it ...nothing about it made me think of Galt’s Gulch. Not a producer in the bunch. Everyone in the Gulch produced in the Gulch except maybe Dagney.

BitCoin is BOGUS! It’s FedCoin. Let’s say the Colonial Pipeline Transfer actually happened.
If so.....the FEDS traced the “untraceable” block chain pretty quickly.
66% of the trading that ran BTC up in 2017 was in n Tether....USDT. Allegedly backed 1 to 1 with dollars. Now who has that much quiet access to 17billion in fiat currency?
No I’m not going to cite anything. Look it up yourselves.
Only then will you believe me.

Nothing would surprise me! They just didn't know how to survive! Everything was provided by their parents and those parents got killed off by COVID. So sorry! N