Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

Posted by Solver 5 years ago to Humor

“NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.“

SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record/

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Posted by Pecuniology 5 years ago

heh...

Whenever someone tells me that a boy can 'identify' as a girl—which I refer to as changing his DNA by cross-dressing—I ask if, the next time a toddler runs up to me and yells, "grrr!!! I'm a tiger!" I should call Animal Control and have him removed to the zoo.

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  Posted by 25n56il4 5 years ago
  
  LMAO! I have got to quit reading today's posts. I am not getting any writing done!
  
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    Posted by 25n56il4 5 years ago
    
    Actually today's theme requires all little girls to be Princesses! Or something from outer space.
    
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Posted by Lucky 5 years ago

"Just because I've got a little extra hardware, .."

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Posted by Solver 5 years ago

Insanity wins again. Give those other losers each a partipation trophy. Next time they’ll learn not to train so hard.

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Posted by Abaco 5 years ago

Yeah, I shared this with a couple buddies. I find it very funny. Reminds me of Dave Chappell's joke about the "Ts". I call that one the joke of the year.

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Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

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